Eddsworld [One-Shots]

Tord x Robbie Rotten x ??? (But Robbie Rotten is a neko)

I've lost control at this point

This story is about ded meme
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Tord was listening to waKE ME UP by evanescence or somefin. He sighed but then IDEA!

Tord decided he would go to his bff Robbie Rotten's house and have a sleepover with him!

Tord arrived at the villain's house and knocked thrice on the metal door thing.

Robbie Rotten opened the door, he looked as if he had changed. He had a weird scarf hat thing on his head and he looked worried about a thing.

"desu?" he queried the young Norwegian.

"hello robbie ehhhh how aer yu, gud frend?"

"Ah, SUGOI!"

"i see, i suppose you want me to enter your abode."

Turd waddled to the table and nested there. Robbie sighed and walked over to the hell spawn.

"Tord-sama..."

Tord looked up at Robbie Rotten, he looked so concerned for the male.

"I-I... I'm no as I appear.."

Robbie took off his scarf to reveal two vast white cat ears twitching.

"I'M A NEKO,DESU"

Robbie Rotten locked as if he was close to tears. Tord went over to the now adorable neko fetus and hugged him and pat his soft hair/ears.

"It is okay, you rlly remind me of my henti."

Rotten's black eyes sparkled like an abyss in the ocean floor.

They were then in bed and nakes.

Shrek walked in.

"Sh-shrek sama?"

"WHAT ARE YE DOIN' IN ME SWAMP?" the large ogre bellowed.

Turd tumbled away but secretly gave robbie a passport to his own adobe.

Fin~

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It was almost 4am when I wrote this

I've spent longer on this than I have my self-esteem