Eddsworld [One-Shots]

(Oh shoot! Nicholas Cage) Edd x Cola

ShannTheAnimeFan
Oh yeah Mr KraBS-

The picture is not mine, but if you do know who it's by please tell me.
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Eddo was a bore.
He looked down at his cola before taking a sip.

Edd then looked around and poked a hole in the can with his tongue.

Cola started spilling out

Edd tickled the cola can from the inside

Cola did nothing

"When will you love me my child" Edd started to do a crie

Cola can grew legs and ran away 5ever.

Tord saw what had happened, he couldn't beelieve what he saw. His little Edd was being taken away from him by a basic bitch.

Tord ran up behind cola can and shot him several times in the back.

Tord went up to Edd and licked his face.

Tord laughed "It's mine... haha ha" He giggled

"I licked it so it's mine.."