Deadpool in Overwatch

Junkenstein's Revenge

Once upon a time, there was a mad scientist named Dr. Jamison Junkenstein, The deranged doctor made many creations with the help of a demonic witch and her cursed servant, including a pig-like humanoid monster. When the lord of the local town found out about this, he sent five heroes to defeat the doctor. There was a soldier, Jack Morrison, a gunslinger, Jesse McCree, an archer, Hanzo Shimada, an alchemist, Ana Amari...
"And me! Deadpool!"
...Right. Anyway, the five heroes-
"Actually, it's four heroes and an antihero. Get it right."
Anyway, the five... wanderers arrived at the castle, and found it surrounded by the doctor's creations, zombified robots called Zomnics.
"Wow. Really? That's the best name Blizzard could come up with? Alright, we'll go with it." Deadpool said.
"Will you shut up? Who are you even talking to?" Hanzo snapped.
"What, you can't see the one reading what we're doing right now?" Deadpool asked.
Hanzo rolled his eyes. "Let's just get this over with."

While the wanderers fought through the hordes of Zomnics, Dr. Junkenstein watched from his tower. The Witch stood behind him, watching as well. The doctor snarled in annoyance.
"They're going to get in." He said.
"No, they won't. I'll make sure of that." The Witch assured.
"I'll handle this." A raspy, hollow sounding voice said from behind them. It was the Reaper, the servant of the Witch. He was a tall imposing figure with a carved pumpkin for a head. He crossed her twin shotguns over his chest, and disappeared in a puff of purple smoke. Junkenstein shuddered.
"God, he's creepy." He muttered.
"Yes, but he gets the job done." The Witch said.

"Boom, headshot!" Deadpool yelled, shooting yet another Zomnic in the head.
"Don't get cocky, Wade." Soldier 76 warned. "We've got company." He aimed his gun at the puff of smoke that appeared in front of him. The Reaper appeared out of it, cackling darkly as he did so.
"Holy shit, it's Jack Skellington!" Deadpool shouted.
"I will feast on your souls." The Reaper hissed.
"Wow, Jack Skellington got edgy." Deadpool said. He turned to Ana, who as shooting at a group of Zomnics.
"Yo, Ana!" He said. "A little power-up action, if you'd please."
Ana nodded, aiming her gun at Deadpool. She shot a dart filed with a blue liquid at him. Once the dart hit him, Deadpool filled with adrenaline.
"You're powered up. Get in there!" Ana said. Deadpool nodded and rushed at the Reaper, sending out an onslaught of bullets as he did so. With a final shot the his pumpkin-like head, the Reaper fell down with a thud before dissolving into smoke.
"Awesome!" Deadpool said as Ana's power-up wore off.
"Nice job, Deadpool." Soldier 76 said. "But we still have a problem."
He was referring to the electrified wheel that was currently rolling towards Deadpool. He yelled and began to run away. Hanzo sighed and shook his head while pinching the bridge of his nose.
"Baka mitai..." Hanzo growled.

The Witch's eyes narrowed as she watched the Reaper fall to the ground. She had assumed the Reaper would be able to handle them, but she was wrong. But she still had one more idea.
"Doctor, I believe it's time to put your monster to good use." She suggested. Junkenstein cackled in agreement.
"Excellent idea!" He said. He pulled a lever on the ground, releasing a trap door located where the heroes were fighting. They all saw the trap door open, and stopped in their tracks.
"What the heck is-" Deadpool was cut off by the electrical wheel smacking into him and exploding. He got his answer when a massive monster stepped out of the door. He was huge, both in height and in girth, and he carried a metal hook that dragged on the ground behind him. This was Doctor Junkenstein's prized creation.
"I don't like the looks of this." McCree said.
"Ah, he doesn't look so tough." Deadpool said as the monster threw the metal hook around his neck. The monster dragged Deadpool towards him and slammed him into the castle wall. He continued to swing Deadpool around, until McCree shot through the hook's chain. Deadpool continued to sail through the air and landed in a nearby puddle.
"Are you alright, Wade?" Ana asked. Deadpool held up an "okay" symbol.
"I'm good." He muttered. Meanwhile, the others struggled to defeat the monster. He was covered in layers of skin and fat, and the Witch had given him an ability to heal himself.
"Hey, it's almost like Roadhog." Deadpool said, a bit sarcastically. "Seriously? Am I the only one seeing this?"
"Seeing what?" Ana asked.
"You know, that we're just fighting people we know in cosplay." Deadpool explained. "The monster was just Roadhog, and the Reaper was, big surprise, just Reaper. How am I the only one who sees this?"
Ana blinked a few times. "I have no idea what you're talking about."
Deadpool rolled her eyes. "Figures." He grumbled. While they were talking, the others managed to take out the monster. Just as they did this, they heard a cackling sound on the balcony on one of the towers. They all looked up to see Dr. Junkenstein himself.
"You'll all regret the day you mocked Dr. Jamison Junkenstein!" He laughed.
"And that's just Junkrat in a Rick Sanchez costume! How am I the only one who's able to see this!?" Deadpool said. Hanzo aimed an arrow at his head.
"One more inane word out of you," he growled, "and I'll release the power of the dragons into your face."
"How about you release it up at Doc Brown up there?" Deadpool suggested.
Hanzo decided that it was a good idea, and aimed the arrow up at the cackling doctor. He didn't seem to notice this. Hanzo's tattoo began to glow, as well as his arrow.
"Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!" He shouted, letting loose the arrow, along with two dragons swirling around it.
"Holy shit that's cool!" Deadpool said.
The dragons hit Junkenstein straight on, destroying him almost immediately. Finally he was defeated. McCree removed his hat and wiped the sweat from his brow.
"Glad that's over." He said.
"Not quite yet, gunslinger." A voice said from behind them. Everyone turned around, and were met with the Witch herself.
"See, and that's just Mercy dressed as a sexy witch." Deadpool explained. "Now, I ain't complaining, I'm just saying."
The Witch ignored him and raised her hand as it began to glow yellow. "My servants never die!" She shouted. Just as she did, all three enemies reformed behind her. The Reaper, the monster, and Dr. Junkenstein himself were all back.
"Oh boy. Here we go again." Deadpool said, cocking his gun again.
"Heh. Step aside, Wade." McCree said, replacing his hat. He stepped in front of Deadpool.
"Jesse, what the hell are you doing?" Soldier 76 asked.
McCree smirked and tipped his hat as the enemies began to approach them. Ana aimed her gun just in case, but McCree had a plan.
"Hey, would one of y'all mind giving me the time?" McCree asked. Deadpool looked at his watch.
"Uh... it's about 4:20 pm." He said.
"Nah, I don't think that's right." McCree replied. "I think it's about..." His eyes seemed to flash as he looked up and pulled out his gun.
"...High Noon." He finished.
As soon as he said this, he opened fire on the approaching attackers. One by one, they fell down, defeated. Everyone was a little more than impressed. McCree blew the smoke off his gun, spun it around on his finger, and placed it in his holster.
"And that's how it's done." He said, tipping his hat again. Deadpool grabbed him by the collar and looked him in the eye.
"YOU NEED TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT." He said. McCree dislodged himself from Deadpool's grip.
"Maybe next time, Wade." He chuckled. And with that, the castle was finally free from Dr. Junkenstein's terror, once and for all. The heroes... and antihero went back to HQ, to plan their next mission.

Happy Halloween!