"Thanks for letting me crash at your apartment, Tracer." Deadpool said as he and Tracer walked down the streets of King's Row. She had offered to let him stay with her while his room at Watchpoint Gibraltar was being renovated after he "accidentally" lit his bed on fire. "No problem, luv." Tracer replied. "It's only for a few days, right?" "Yeah, hopefully." Deadpool said. "Man, I hope Winston's not too pissed at me." "Oh, I'm sure he's fine." Tracer said. "Winston's not one to hold a grudge... normally. Anyway, we're here." They eventually reached Tracer's apartment building. She pulled out her key, using it to open the door before stepping inside with Deadpool close behind her. "So, you can afford to live in this place by yourself?" He asked as they stepped into the elevator. "No, I have a... room mate." Tracer replied, blushing slightly. "Actually, there's something I should probably mention before we get to my apartment." "Is that so?" Deadpool asked, raising an eyebrow behind his mask. "...Nevermind, you'll see when we get there." Tracer said. Finally, the elevator stopped, and the two stepped out. Tracer's room was at the end of the hallway. Deadpool was suspicious as Tracer opened the door. What was she planning to surprise him with? He got his answer when the door opened. "Emily, I'm home!" Tracer called. A girl with red hair appeared around the corner. "Oh, welcome home, Lena." The girl said. Tracer smiled as she removed her chronal accelerator, placing it in it's charger. She then went over to the girl and kissed her before turning back to Deadpool. "Wade, this is Emily, my girlfriend." She said. "Wait, what!?" Deadpool said. "That's right, I'm a lesbian-" "You can just take off your chronal accelerator thingy whenever you want?!" Deadpool asked, pointing to the charging dock. "I thought you had to wear that thing all the time! Wow, this is a surprise!" "Um... Wade?" Tracer asked, raising an eyebrow. "Yeah, what's up?" Deadpool responded, completely forgetting about what he was talking about. "That wasn't what I was talking about." Tracer said. "You're not at all surprised to find out that I'm gay?" "You're gay!?" Deadpool gasped, placing his hands on the sides of his face. Tracer sighed and pinched the bridge of her nose. "Isn't he the annoying guy you keep talking about?" Emily asked. "Yep." Tracer nodded. "Then why did you invite him over?" Emily continued. "I don't know." Tracer grumbled. It was gonna be a long couple of days.
Later in the evening, Tracer showed Deadpool the guest room where he would be staying. Once he was settled in, Tracer prepared to close the door, but stopped right before she did. "Oh, and Wade?" She said. "Yeah?" Deadpool responded. "A lot of the other guys at Overwatch don't know that I'm gay. Really the only other person who knows is Winston." Tracer explained. "I'm trying to keep it a secret right now, so it would be great if you don't tell anyone else." "Don't worry, Tracy. You're secret's safe with me." Deadpool said. "Thanks, and please never call me Tracy again." Tracer said. "I don't really see what the problem is though." Deadpool said as he reclined on the bed. "I know, but everyone would probably make a big deal out of it if I told them." Tracer said. "Especially on the internet. Can you imagine what people would say about me on those clickbait websites?" "Yeah, but it's not the internet to make a big deal out of something small and irrelevant." Deadpool said, looking directly at the reader. "Well, anyway, I'm hoping to keep it private right now, so it would be really helpful if... what're you doing?" Tracer asked. She noticed that Deadpool had taken his phone out. "What? I'm just playing Pokemon Go." He shrugged. "Hey, you're not following me on Twitter, are you?" "Wade, what are you doing?" Tracer asked, getting a bit suspicious now. "I'm just playing Pokemon Go!" Deadpool repeated. Tracer sighed and left the room. "Well, goodnight, Wade." She said. "Goodnight, Tracer." Deadpool said, still typing on his phone.
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The End
(Author's Note: I was originally going to make a chapter based on the Mei Snowball fight brawl for Christmas, but after the announcement of Tracer being a lesbian came out, I felt the need to write this. That fake Twitter post took about an hour to make in Photoshop. As usual, please tell me which Overwatch character you'd like to see in a chapter, and how you'd like to see Deadpool interact with them, and I'll probably make a chapter based on it. Thanks, and Merry Christmas!)
