Kpop Funniness {Scenarios and Jokes} [Completed]

Infinite Scenario: When You Are Bullied By Your Classmates

Infinite Scenario: When You Are Bullied By Your Classmates

 

Sunggyu Version:

  Sunggyu was standing by the gate, waiting to pick you up.

  Then he saw a group of girls bullying another girl, kicking and yelling at her.

  He decided to stop this and he saw it was you and got furious.

  He had heard, ‘You’re not worth it for Sunggyu oppa!’, ‘Does he need glasses?’, ‘You’re so ugly, dumb and have no friends, what does that hot guy see in you?’ and ‘Did you hypnotize him so that you have at least one friend? That’s so pathetic’. 

  “YAH!!!!! You have no right to say those things to my Yeobo,” Sunggyu exclaimed, pulling you up from the ground and wrapping his arms protectively around you.

  “Oh Sunggyu oppa, if you dump her, which I don’t know why you haven’t yet, but you could come to me,” one of the girls said in a sickly fake sweet voice.

  “No. Absolutely not,” Sunggyu replied with an icy glare, “Let’s go get you cleaned up Yeobo.”

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Hoya Version:

  You and Hoya were on a date at a small café by your school.

  When Hoya was getting you guys your drinks, a group of girls from your school came.

  They were just talking and laughing until they noticed that you were alone. 

  “Look girls, there’s _____-ah. Look at her so alone, like at school. Wait, no, I’m wrong, she has a bunch of nerds friends! HAHAHA!”

  Then, Hoya came up and gave the girls a glare and said, “Excuse me, can you please stop insulting my girlfriend.”

  One of the girls looked at him, “Ha, you must be joking. How could you like this thing? I mean, just look at her.”

  They then began to start calling you names and taunting you. You buried your face into your arm in sadness.

  “STOP IT NOW!!! Why are you all such bullies? Huh? Don’t you have better things to do instead of bringing people pain?” Hoya shouted out.

  With that said, the girls ran out of the shop and ran home.

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Dongwoo Version:

  You were walking down to the library when a group of people were blocking your way.

  “Yah!  ______-ah ,do my homework, I’ve got something that you would never get to do! HAHA!” one of the girls said.

  “No, I have things to do. Try to at least do your homework huh? Maybe it would help you someday.”

  “WHAT?!?!? What did you just say!?!?! Why you little…”

Then there was a fight brewing. Well more like they hitting you. Then there was a hand. This hand belongs to Dongwoo.

“What do you think you are doing huh!?!? If you were smart then do your own homework! Now scram before I really do get furious!” Dongwoo yelled, which startled you too since you had never heard him yell like that.

  Everyone then went out of the way for you two because they were scared.

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