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SHINee Scenario: When You Hurt Yourself

SHINee Scenario: When You Hurt Yourself

Onew Version:

Onew walked into the kitchen to see you cutting some vegetables.

  “Ow,” you said placing the knife on the cutting board.

  Onew turned to face you, “_____, what happened?”

  “Accidentally cut my finger a little. It’s alright, no blood got on the vegetables,” you replied.

  “Wash it off a little. I’ll go get the first aid kit,” Onew said, “Oh, and for future references, I care so much more about you than lunch.”

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Jonghyun Version:

"Don’t you dare tell him," you warned your friend.

  She flashed you a smile, “Too late.”

  A second later, Jonghyun burst through the door panting.

  He caught his breath then saw you on the hospital bed with your arm in a sling.

  “Yeobo, what happened?” Jonghyun asked.

  You turned towards your friend, “When the heck did you tell him? And why?”

  “Well, when I was getting some food. I need to eat too you know.”

  “Okay, why though? You know that he’s a busy guy.”

  “Yeah, but he’s your boyfriend too. I wanted to see if he really cared for you depending on how fast he got here and he made it here pretty quickly.”

  “Wait,” Jonghyun interrupted, “Why isn’t anyone telling me what happened???”

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Key Version:

"Ow! Stop it!" you shouted as Key applied the Neosporine on the scratch on your knee.

  “It’s your fault for being in a rush and tripping,” Key replied.

  You snatched the Neosporine away from him, “Fine, I can do this myself.”

  Key gave you a look and snatched it back to finish applying it. He then put a Band Aid over it.

  “There, you’re welcome.”

  You crossed your arms over your chest, “I didn’t say thank you.”

  Key smirked then gave you a kiss, “Well you should.”

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Minho Version:

"You should really stop running into things," Minho stated as he handed you an ice pack.

  “Yah. We ran into each other,” you replied taking the ice pack and placing it on your forehead.

  Minho smiled, “I must be getting really strong if you hurt your head a little because you ran into me.”

  You gave him a look, “You were reading a hardcover book and the cover was really hard.”

  Minho laughed, “Just admit that I’m starting to become a manlier man.”

  You shook your head, “I don’t think that’s the moral of this whole situation.”

  “It should be,” he stated giving you a kiss.

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Taemin Version:

"Are you okay Jagiya?" Taemin asked worriedly as he knelt next to you.

  You held onto your ankle which was probably sprained, “Yeah, I’m alright.”

  “You’re in pain,” Taemin stated, “We should go to the hospital.”

  Taemin stood up and expected you to too, but then he remembered that you probably couldn’t or shouldn’t.

  He leaned down and picked you up bridal style.

  “Woah, when did you get this strong?” you asked as your were lifted up in Taemin’s arms.

  He flashed you a small smile and then carried you out the the car to drive you to the hospital.

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