Kpop Funniness {Scenarios and Jokes} [Completed]

B.A.P Scenario: When He Gets Jealous

B.A.P Scenario: When He Gets Jealous

Yongguk Version:

Yongguk walks up to you and suddenly turns you around.

  He suddenly presses his lips against yours and doesn’t let you go.

  “What was that for?” you asked.

  Yongguk pulled you into a hug, “I saw you with him earlier.”

  “Oppa, he’s a classmate, I was just helping him out with his homework,” you replied.

  Yongguk kissed you again, “Good because you are all mine.

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Himchan Version:

"Jagiya!" Himchan said running out of the kitchen, "I got a cut on my finger!"

  “Shhh, I’m playing with the baby,” you replied.

  Your friend was at a meeting and you volunteered to take care of her baby.

  “B-But, I’m bleeding,” he said.

  “Hmm, good for you,” you replied not looking at him.

  Himchan huffed, knowing that his little fib didn’t work. He went into his room and didn’t come out.

  You let the baby fall asleep and went to see Himchan.

  “Oppa, are you okay?” you asked opening the door.

  “Oh, now you care,” he responded.

  “Sorry, it’s just that the baby’s so cute,” you said, “Wait a second, are you jealous? Of a baby?”

  Himchan went over and gave you a hug, “Yeah, because you also forgot about your other baby.”

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Zelo Version:

"Jagiya, why don’t you spend time with me?" Zelo asked.

  “I have to take care of Spot,” you said gesturing towards your dog.

  “Yeah, but why can’t you spend time with me alone?” he complained.

  “Aish, I’m getting jealous of a dog,” Zelo said.

  You smiled and went over to pinch his cheek.

  “I’ll hang out with you later,” you said.

  “Jagiya,” Zelo said coming over and pulling you into a kiss.

  Afterwards, you seemed to be under Zelo’s spell until Spot whimpered and got down on his back revealing his tummy.

  “Awww!” you cried out and went over to rub his stomach.

  Zelo sighed, “I thought that my kiss would work.”

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Youngjae Version:

Youngjae let out a breath when he saw that you were hanging out with your guy friends.

  “Yeobo, can we go home?” Youngjae asked.

  You turned, “Oh, sure. Bye guys.”

  “Bye,” the guys in the group said in unison.

  You both left the party and Youngjae was quiet throughout the whole car ride.

  “Are you okay?” you asked.

  “Do, you still love me?” Youngjae suddeny asked.

  “What? Of course I do! Why would you even ask that?” you said.

  He smiled, “I felt something that I have never felt recently.”  

  “The feeling of being in too small of a room?” you asked.

  “That and jealousy,” he said.

  You gave him a kiss on the cheek, “You’ll always be my only one.”

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Daehyun Version:

"Who’s he?" Daehyun asked while walking you home from dance class.

  “Oh, he’s the new dance instructor,” you replied.

  “Oh really, so, do you think he’s hot?” Daehyun asked.

  You nearly choked on your water, “What?”

  “You heard me correctly,” Daehyun said.

  “Aw, are you jealous?” you asked.

  “Truthfully, yes, so answer my question?”

  “No, I don’t think he’s hot, because the only one I think is hot is right in front of me,” you said.

  Daehyun smiled, “You know it.”

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Jongup Version:

"Hi Jagiya! Oh, who’s this?" Jongup asked putting his arm around your waist.

  “This is my friend Alex, he’s visiting from the states,” you said.

  “Oh really? Does he know that you are my girlfriend?” Jongup asked.

  “Yes, I know,” Alex said with a polite smile, “Please treat ____ with care.”

  “Why would you ask that? Have you two been in a relationship together? Hugged? Held hands? Kissed?” Jongup asked, starting to interrogate Alex. You could hear the jealousy in his voice.

  “Um, no, she’s just like a sister to me,” Alex replied.

  You laughed, “Oppa, there’s no need to be jealous.”

  “I’m not jealous, I just want to know more about him,” Jongup said with a shrug.

  Jongup then started interrogating Alex more.

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