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Beast/B2ST Scenario: Celebrating Your Birthday

Beast/B2ST Scenario: Celebrating Your Birthday

Doojoon Version:

  ”Happy birthday!” Doojoon yelled into your ear, immediatly waking you up.

  ”What! Huh?” you said sitting upright.

  ”Today’s my baby’s birthday,” Doojoon said hugging you tightly.

  “Thanks,” you said yawning, “but, it’s 12 in the morning.”

  ”I know, I just wanted to be the first one to say happy birthday since Yoseob said that he would beat me to it,” Doojoon said happily giving you a peck on the cheek.

  You turned your head when you heard someone bang against the window. You saw that it was Yoseob.

   “Darn it,” Yoseob said still standing outside pouting.

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Hyunseung Version:

   Your friends had planned a birthday party for you and they told you that they had a great big surprise.

   “Hey, how’s the birthday girl today?” Hyunseung said suddenly appearing from behind you.

   “Oh my- Oppa! I thought that you couldn’t make it to my birthday because of the tour,” you said hugging him.

   “Well, you’re two friends here did a lot of planning,” Hyungseung said smiling.

   “Thank you,” you said giving them hugs.

   “Yeah, well, it is your birthday,” one of your friends said.

   “It took a lot of pleading, tears, and we had to eventually take care of someone for a short while,” your other friend said.

   You looked up at Hyunseung, “What does that mean?”

   “I have no clue. Hey look! Cake!” Hyunseung said pulling you over to where the cake was.

  ——Somewhere Inside A Closet In Cube Entertainment——

   Beast’s manager is struggling to break free because he is tightly tied to a chair.

   “I cannot believe that Hyunseung would help those two chicks kidnap me and lock me in a closet tied to a chair,” he breathed out angerly, “Oh just wait when I get my hands on that kid.”

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Junhyung Version:

   “Happy birthday Jagiya,” Junhyung whispered into your ear.

   “Thank you,” you said turning to yuor side.

   “It must be horrible to be sick on your birthday,” Junhyung said helping you sit up.

   “It is,” you said sneezing into your arm.

   Junhyung went on the other side of the bed and sat closely next to you.

   “What are you doing?” you asked as he sat under the blankets.

   “My girls not gonna spend her birthday alone in bed,” Junhyung said giving you a smile.

  “Won’t you get sick?” you asked.

  ”It’ll be worth it, now let’s just cuddle and watch some TV,” Junhyung said pulling you close and kissing your forehead.

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Yoseob Version:

   “Yeobo!” Yoseob yelled out happily.

   “Oppa,” you replied giving him a kiss.

   “I can’t wait to show you what I did for your birthday,” Yoseob said.

   After a while of walking through the park, Yoseob stopped and covered your eyes with his hands.

   “Don’t worry, I won’t let you trip,” Yoseob whispered into your ear while leading you to the location.

   Yoseob lifted his hands to reveal that he had set up a picnic for two. Yoseob had bought all your favorite foods, stuffed animals, and letter balloons that spelled out ‘Happy Birthday ____!’.

   “Woah, thank you,” you said hugging Yoseob.

   Yoseob laughed, “No problem, now let’s let you have the perfect birthday.”

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Kikwang Version:

   “Your birthday equals shopping spree,” Kikwang said appearing at your doorway.

   “That sounds fun Oppa, but I-“

   “Let’s go to the mall!” Kikwang said grabbing your hand.

   You two made it to the mall and Kikwang helped you pick out clothes.

   Well, Kikwang picked out the clothes and then just paid for them.

   “What’s wrong ____? I thought girls liked this stuff,” Kikwang said.

   “I guess girls do, but I wanted to spend my birthday cuddling on the sofa and watching a movie with you,” you said.

   “Well, it’s not that late, we can go rent a movie and then head to your place,” he said giving you a smile, “How does that sound?”

   “Perfect,” you replied smiling.

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Dongwoon Version:

   “Today, it is going to be all about you,” Dongwoon said sitting down so he could face you.

   “Awesome,” you said smiling.

   “So, what do you wanna do?” Dongwoon asked.

——1 hour later…——

   “I can’t believe that I’m letting you do this,” Dongwoon said.

   “You did ask what I wanted to do and I wanted to do this,” you said putting a pink bow in his hair.

   “You got me there, but we are not going in public while I’m wearing this,” Dongwoon said motioning at the frilly pink dress he was wearing.

   You laughed, “Well, at least a get a human doll for my birthday.”

   “A human doll that’s a dude and that shouldn’t be wearing a dress. You better not make me wear make up,” Dongwoon warned you.

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