Sex Addicts Anonymous

Where The Bathroom At?

Aight, so, peep game. I'm at this house party wit' a few a my boys. Some shit one of they cousins or somebody was throwin' or whatnot. Just rolled a blunt, took a few hits and passed it. Music loud. Smoke and red cups everywhere. A dozen half naked bitches twerkin' and dancin' on niggas. Some bitch in a corner gettin' fingered and shit. Muh'fuckas freakin' damn near fuckin' all on the couch and shit.

Dre smacked my shoulder,"This shit boring, bruh. It ain't enough hoes here. Who people's spot is this?"

I shrugged and leaned into the group. "Where the bathroom at?" I wasn't asking nobody in particular cause I ain't know who the fuck knew.

Some nigga I ain't know pointed upstairs while he was smoking on the blunt. I reached for it, took a couple puffs, passed it back and headed upstairs.

The stairs let up into the kitchen and that muh'fucka was packed as shit. Still more niggas than bitches though. I dapped a couple of the boys from the block and headed to the living room.

Shit! This where all the hoes was hangin' out at. I mean wall to wall bitches.

"Why y'all ain't downstairs?"

I got a bunch of eye rolls and neck snaps from some stuck up bitches on the couch so I flipped they ass off and walked over to the group of chicks with the short skirts and lil bitty ass tops. I stepped between two of the girls and put a hand on each ass. Both of 'em looked at me and smiled. This was my kinda group.

"What's up?" I asked.

They whole circle smiled, all of 'em holding a red cup.

"Where all the niggas that look like you at?"

I did my LL lip thing and shot her that look. She ran her fingers through her long ass weave and took a sip from her cup.

"We all downstairs. Y'all should head down. I'm bout to head back myself."

A few started whispering and they all followed the lead of the two asses I was just holding. The girl with the long ass weave ran her empty hand across my crotch staring me dead in my eyes as she followed lead.

"Damn!" I said out loud to myself grabbing my wood.

"My kinda party," some mixed looking chick said walking in the door wit' her crew.

"Shit, you my kinda party too!"

She was hella bad! She was almost my height, so like 5'6" 5'7". Her hair was long and curly. She had on this short ass blue dress wit' some black boots and these huge as fuck earrings. Her titties was right too! She ain't even have no bra on, so I know the panties was M.I.A. Her booty was curvy, not like I like it but good enough for the night. Her hips was wide though...and her waist was small. Fuckable.

"I'm everybody's kinda party," she said walking past me smiling. Her girls was laughing at her arrogant ass.

"You want me to meet you in the bedroom or downstairs?" I yelled after her and she flipped me off.

The stuck up hoes on the couch was staring at me wit' the stank faces.

"Fuck you crows lookin' at?"

I walked down the hall looking for the bathroom and opened two bedroom doors and a hall closet before I found it.

Soon as I got in and tried closing the door somebody shoved it right back open and it hit the toe of my J's.

"Damn! What the fuck?!"

"Sorry, but I gotta pee." It was the mixed looking chick.

She closed and locked the door behind her and lifted her dress. And like I said, no fucking panties.