Sex Addicts Anonymous

Pass the Salt

*Holiday Special*

"Babe come on," I said smacking his leg off the back of the couch. "We need to leave like right now, we late!"

"The game on though," he said sitting up, putting his feet into his boots.

He stood up and walked over to the coat closet where I was. His body was pressed against my backside and I knew he was about to aim his lips at my neck so I quickly spun around throwing my hand up blocking him.

"No! No! No! Put ya' coat on and let's go," I said laughing.

"Bullshit!"

"Yeah, I bet it is," I responded putting my coat on. "My halftime show would've been much better but you just wouldn't get your ass off the couch, now yo' goofy ass gotta wait til we get back," I said standing by the front door. "Now seriously, hurry the fuck up cause we already late. If my Auntie macaroni is gone by the time we get there then I'm fucking you up!"

He threw on a jacket and met me at the door smiling from ear to ear. "Can you just fuck me up now real quick though." I sucked my teeth, rolled my eyes, opened the front door and headed to the car. "Bullshit!"

During the whole ride over I was smacking Vel's hands because they kept wandering over to my thighs. It was already a complicated task trying to drive with the rush of idiots trying to go black Friday shopping on Thursday...but trying to drive among idiots while my idiot was low-key making me horny was another task altogether.

When we finally made it to Auntie Maggie's we were greeted at the door by her old ass, live at home son.

"Damn! About time!" he hissed with his face all scrunched up. "Mama wouldn't let nobody touch shit 'til you got here! She said 2:30. You a whole fucking hour late!" He said darting his eyes from me to Vel and back again.

"Troy, shut the fuck up!" I spat back.

"And get the fuck out the way!" my baby added.

We practically pushed him out of the way and headed to the dining room where most of the talking and laughing was coming from.

"There go my kids!" Auntie Maggie said walking over hugging and kissing me and Vel on the cheek. "We can say grace and eat na'!"

Everybody gathered in the dining room and stood in a circle holding hands. We bowed our heads and Auntie Maggie's son said one of the longest versions of grace to ever be given.

I lifted my head a few times wondering if anybody else was doing what I was doing now when my head was bowed. The third time I lifted my head I caught Vel's gaze. I shot him a half smile and he shook his head. I gave him a look saying I didn't understand what that was for and then he nodded. I followed his eyes and realized he was referring to the bulge in his jeans that was quite noticeable. I scrunched my face up because I was at a loss as to what caused it. He lightly shrugged and then glanced behind me at my ass. I laughed internally and shrugged my shoulders.

I glanced around our circle making sure everyone's head was still bowed before turning my attention back to Vel. His bulge was still prominent so I decided to tease him a little. I blew him a kiss and bit my bottom lip. I let go of his hand and brushed his crotch before picking his hand up again. The look on his face was a cross between shock and confusion.

"Amen!" everybody sang in unison before Vel hurriedly sat down.

He leaned over and whispered, "You play too fucking much! My dick is like rock solid under this table! He bouta' flip this mothafucka' ova' and have turkey and cranberry sauce everywhere!"