Welp I heard enough!
I walk away with wide eyes and a traumatized expression. 'I'm just gonna stay at a hotel for the night I guess.'
With wide eyes I walked out with my luggage in one hand.
The next day~
I decided to go home and check if they were still there and also since I need my house back and my bedroom... clean.
I harshly opened the front door and slammed it shut. I wanted them to hear I was home. It worked because a half dressed Arthur came rushing downstairs. Once he noticed it was me and not a thief barging in, he looked at me with a terrified expression. I guess it will be worse than the expression he will give if he does see a thief in my house.
"(Y-y/n)-chan when d-did you a-a-arrive? W-wh-y didn't you c-call so I could've p-picked you u-up from t-the a-airport?" He asked with little dread from his eyes.
"Hmm... Arthur... Why are you staying in my house?" I ignored his questions and asked one myself.
"I- I figured out I s-should stay for t-the night to guard your house f-from thieves..ehehehe.." He answered stuttering.
I looked him in the eyes, boredom overtook me and I sighed. "うそつき(liar)..Tch."
He gulped knowing what it meant and averted his eyes from my bored but intense gaze. "W-What are you t-talking about (Y-y/n) chan? It's the t-trut-"
"You and America were pretty loud last night." I said with a straight face, my voice was dripping with disappointment tho.
"EHHHH?! Wha-wha how did y-you-"
"I was here last night. I left when I was outside my room and I heard you both. I guess both of you were so caught up in the moment that you just didn't notice the front door opening." I told him truthfully.
"Listen (y/n), we were both actually very drunk last night-" "Yea you reek of alcohol." I bluntly cut him off.
He sweat dropped and continued. "Yes... and we both have no memory of what happened and that we went to your house instead of mine or his.................and did that...here."
A vein mark popped up my head and I grabbed the nearest thing to hit him with...which was coincidentally, a YAOI manga. I hit him with the manga and he winced in pain.
"Ouch! What was that for?!" I ignore him and start to walk upstairs. "W-wait! D-don't go upstairs!" England tries to stop me but I shrug his hand off and open my bedroom door.
I saw Alfred trying to hide behind my curtains. My eyes then landed on my rather 'messy' bed. I looked at the bedsheets and almost hit Arthur with the Yaoi manga which I was still holding.
I took a deep breath and throw the Yaoi manga at the curtain harshly. "Ouch!" Alfred winced in pain. It was a rather hard book.
"That was mean (y/n) chan." Alfred pouted while rubbing his head and getting out of his hiding place.
"My bedsheets should be telling you that." I looked around the room with disgust. "And my room too."
They both shifted uncomfortably. "The air reeks with alcohol and sweat...ugh." I criticized.
"I wonder who should be cleaning this." I paused, thinking while a finger under my chin. "Obliviously you would clean it, both of you would be my butlers for a week and wash my scary Rottweiler. Sounds good?" I grinned like the Cheshire Cat at the Rottweiler part. As if on cue I heard the dog bark and their faces went pale.
"I'll take your pale faces as a yes!" I grinned innocently but it quickly changed into a sadistic grin. "Now start cleaning or feed your own flesh and bones to Temmie(that's the Rottweiler)!"
They both started to clean in panic to actually be fed to Temmie as I smirked in triumph and sadism.
A/N: choice A is done~
Ne...why r der no comments? Geez, people r so boring -_-
-Raven out!
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