I unlocked the door with my key, unknown to me what was behind my now forbidden bedroom.
The sight that my two virgin eyes saw cannot be unseen and will turn me into a fujoshi till the day I die... scratch that, I was terrified beyond compare. My once (e/c) eyes were now grey and stunned.
'MY EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE BEDSHEETS ARE NOW RUINED!'
I almost fainted right there but I quickly recovered and looked at the two men laying down on my bed as if I did not just barged in.
Furry and frustration overtook me because c'mmon, 'THIS IS MY DARNED HOUSE YOU BLOODY B*STARDS! SHOW SOME RESPECT!' With a thick mark appearing on my head, I started to emit a menacing aura. That seemed to work since the two turned their heads and looked at me. Once their eyes landed on me, their once seemingly drunk state disappeared. It was as if I had a superpower or something.
"(Y/N)?!" The two quickly covered themselves and stared at me w/ pale faces and dilated irises filled with fear and dread.
"Good evening gentlemen." That statement came out more menacingly calm than expected. I looked at them stoically as they shivered and trembled in my queen sized bed.
"Care to explain your current situation and why you both are in my lovely bedroom doing some rather inappropriate...stuff?" They avoided my terrifying gaze by lifting the blankets up and hiding in heir faces.
"*sigh*... Both of you fix yourselves and put some clothes on. I'll be waiting outside my room. Call when you're both done. And no sucking faces when I get back!" I told them and got out of the room.
After a few minutes an embarrassed England called me back in. "Care to explain?" I tapped my feet on the floor impatiently.
The two stuttered and explained their excuse. They said they were drunk, well now they're sober miraculously by me as mentioned earlier.
"You little bastards..."I mumbled under my breath. "Clean up this mess...make it so that it looks like this never happened. I'll be downstairs if you need me. If I see you smooching again and just continuing where you left off, I'll call Hungary." I threatened in which they nodded furiously and started to immediately start cleaning.
Time skip~
After all that Alfred left like nothing happened and was back to his usual self...sorta.
"(Y/n) chan... I'm sorry for all this, really I am!" Arthur apologized yet again. "Ugh... Just go home already Arthur you gay bastard, geez I sound like Romano." I muttered the last part cause I was seriously sounding like the grumpy Italian.
"Is that what you really think I am, gay?" He suddenly asks me with a serious tone. The answer was pretty much obvious to the fact that it made my head turn to face with a Frisk Face(-_-).
"Whuddya think buddy? You practically friggin trashed my bed with that stupid American." America fans I'm sorry but this just had to be included, and Trump please don't kill me for saying your country is stupid but well... Alfred has his times, lots of times.
"Again (Y/n) chan we were drunk!"
"So you are yelling at me now?!"
"Don't change the topic!"
"Ughhhhhhhh... Just go home already you bloody Brit." I turned my back on him and begin to massage my temple with one hand in frustration. I just want him to leave meh be, is that too much to ask? ;^; There was too much Yaoi action going on for my little innocent heart to take.
"No..." I suddenly felt arms wrapped around my waist and I tried to break free.
"Oi Igirisu! Let me go!" I struggled to break free. I did not want those gay germs. I was too innocent for my own good.
"I am not gay." He stated seriously still not letting me go but instead even tightening his arms around me.
"Ack! Dude you're choking me!" I said dramatically fake crying whilst still trying to break free from Arthur's strong yet somewhat gentle grip.
"I won't let you go until you realize that I'm a man."
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A/N: No! Nothing like that happened! He just courted her or whatever.. But not that you idiots! >_<
