Eyy m8s the character in this fic is from "Alice in Borderland" and he's ded and he's not in the request list that I'm supposed to be making... BUT I'M STILL MAKING IT AND ITS A CRACK SO ON TO THE STORY!
If you don't like it then too bad for u bleh
(Dude in pic is Chota lolz)
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It was Chota and (Y/n)'s Wedding day and yes this is mah point of view so shutitImdrunkblehhhh!
(Y/n) is wearing a bootiful wedding dress like any girl other friggin girl in a wedding fanfic and she looks perfect as hek. So unrealistic... I mean... not all girls look perfect in their wedding! Be at least be uncliche for this one! Isunclicheevenawordidfkwhocaresjustdescribethelooksofthegroom!
Chota looks... *cricket sounds*
ANYWAY ENOUGH OF THEIR APPEARANCE! ON TO THE FRIGGIN WEDDING!
Well there are a few people who attended like REALLY few as in 3-people-only few. Only Arisu, Karube, and Shibiki were invited. Wow they had the guts to invite his ex... oh well, not my bloody problem (￣Д￣)ﾉ
"Do you Chota Segawa, take this unbelievably lovely and ugly looking potato as your sworn beloved waifu?" I asked coz I'm the one disguised as an atheist priest if that makes sense? It does not. I'm still disguised tho. ohonhonhon
"I do take her as my sworn beloved waifu." Chota answers while looking at (y/n) if he even can coz he never really opens his eyes. Geez!
(Y/n) blushes at this and looks away. This couple is messed uppppp~!
I turn to (Y/n) and say, "Do you (full name), take this ridiculous freak of nature as your sworn darling *cringes* husbando?", I asked and almost vomited in the middle of speaking.
I can feel the Freak of Nature glaring at me but the fudge I care, I'm the atheist priest here and I do what I want. I'm getting paid either way so FRUK it! Yes I ship France and UK! (Nonotreallybutkeepreading)
"I do take him as my darling husbando." (Y/n) answers innocently.
Ok then....
"You sure about this Ma'am?" I ask her.
"Yes I am."
"You sure you're willing to marry this piece of rubbish?"
"Hey that's insulting!" Chota shouts at me.
"Bro I'm not insulting you, I'm just describing you. There's a difference ok?"
"I'm marrying him no matter how he looks! As long as I love him and it's true love!" (Y/n) yells in protest like a banshee.
"Oh! So you're Anna from Frozen now?" I ask putting on my glasses on.
"Wut?" Both of them said. Oml don't they get the pun? These guys are dumb.
"*sighs* anyway, on to my mah favorite part... Does anyone disapprove of this wedding? Coz I sure don't give a crap coz they're both stupidly in love anyway." I said in a bored voice until Arisu suddenly stands up.
"I Object!" Wow, he seemed quite fidgety the whole time actually! "Ok...? May I ask why?"
"Because!" Arisu walks to the front and grabs Chota by his shoulders. "He's mine!" And he proceed to approach Chota's lips with his own in slow motion while Chota stood there frozen. LETITGOLETITGODONOTKISSTHEFUDGINWIMPPPP
Arisu's shiny lips that looked like he wore lip gloss lands on Chota's chapped lips.
And so (y/n) faints from all the blood loss coz she was nosebleeding... turns out she ships them more than she loves Chota.
And so the ship sailed and the wedding turned into two dudes making...
banana juice.....
NO NOT THAT YOU WANKERS
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Yep the end
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Tags:Empress_Leigh Nasty_Little_Girl (these people are the ones who sorta requested this) (we also ship Chota w/ Nasty soooooooo....it's a joke ship anyway but I regret nothing~ （╹◡╹）♡)
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HumorThis sorta turned into crack oneshots XD so if you want something to laugh at then go ahead and read this piece of crap.
