Pastor keeps chickens on the church premises, one evening a Cock went missing.
In church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a cock." All men got up
"No I mean who has seen cock ?" All the women got up.
"No I meant who has seen a cock that is not theirs." Half of the church stood up.
"Oh for goodness sake !!!!!, who has seen my cock?, All the choir boys got up.... the pastors wife fainted
