One day, a Jamaican gentleman walked into his job of many years with both his ears bandaged up.
Yes, his ears!
Curious, the co workers asked "Hey man, whap'n to yuh ears dem?"
The man gives his co-workers a dirty look and explained... "While mi a iron mi pants fi work, de phone ring and instead of picking up de phone fi answer, mi pick up de hian (iron) instead!"
His co workers, baffled and at the same time, trying to keep a straight face then asked, "Ok. So a wah happen to di other ear?"
He shook his head, hiss him teet and said "Man, dem call back!"
