Selena:
Mommy mi can go play wide James.
Mom:
Lilli gyal yuh tek up no book from manin. Look here, go sidung before me bax off Yuh head af a yuh body.
Jamaican Jokes
Table of contents-
V-A-L-E-N-T-I-N-E-S
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911
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Directions Be Like....
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Parents Be Like
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The Mistaken Pastor
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Keep Quite Next Time!!
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Sailing Trip
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Dying Man
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The Long And Short Of It
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Wrigley Gums
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Abbreviations
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Listen Carefully
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Little Birdie
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Tiefing
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Nursery Rhymes
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At The Restaurant
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When U fraid a lizad, U tek foot.
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Go Tek Up Yu Book.
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Why U Deh Cry.
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Lick Yuh Finga
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Lying brute yuh
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3 likkle bears
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Letter to Santa
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Fly Air Jamaica
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Dinner Bill
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Dividing The Offering.
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CIA Agent
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Last Meal
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No Underwear
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Me Nuh Know Either
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Perfume vs. Calaloo
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Some things a Jamaican will never do
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Some things a Jamaican will never do. #2
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Straight A's Student
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The Monkey & The Lizard
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What Airline?
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Who The Ugliest?
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Accident Report
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You Could Have ...
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Me want Chicken
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Jamaican Hell
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Mi Madda Get Lick Dung
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Blind Man Test
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Devil...Wife...Same Ting!
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Breed Har Again
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Aliens In Jamaica
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Countafeit's Football Injury
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Dollas Run Tings
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Sugar Free
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Who is following you?
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Putting it in
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Rastaman going to heaven
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A Jamaican and his Co-workers
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Jamaican and Barbadian
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Chinese couple
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