To the DEAREST INTRUDER

It started with Hello

Give me the ring, give me the ring...........I'll shoot!!!!!! GIVE ME THE RING............

Unknown voice: Hubby

Bang.......bang................
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Jades P.O.V

I wake up and it's bright out, it's about 7 in the morning. I get up, stretch a bit, then hop in the shower, brush teeth, then go down to breakfast, but not before picking out a cute outfit, a girl can't go out looking like a mess. Today I guess I'll wear black after all, black is slimming, and I can use all the sliming I can get. I'm not skinny like most women nowadays but, I'm not fat either, I'm a healthy size. My hips are wider and larger than mom's and sometimes, I feel out of place, she said I inherited them from my aunt. I go down to the kitchen and brew my morning tea.

"Morning", said my Mom.  I sometimes feel like a giant coming down from the big castle, four steps, in the sky when she visits. She's about 5'4 which makes me 5'9, she's Petite. Brown hair with a hint of gray in it, but you can tell she dyed it. Soft on the eyes, but if you cross her she will gut you like a fish.

She stays with me during her visits here to California, which are not that often. She finally got leave from her job one month and came down to see me.

"Jade dear, I hope you been keeping yourself well down here, with all these boys and whatnot". She said.

"I'm fine Mom, I can handle myself. I'm almost 21 now, and I think it's time for me to go" I said as I grabbed my bag and left. Except, I left my keys and phone, I had my books, but not those key items. I went back in, only to be greeted at the door by Mother as she handed me my keys and phone.

I called my friend when I got in my car, a 2016 Dodge Charger, Black with red rims. I called up Amber to see what time her flight was getting in, so that I can get her after classes.

"Ring ring, ring, ring," she answers

"Hey Amber"

"Yea Jade"

"Woah, woah, woah what's wrong with you."

"I just had the rudest morning ever, and I don't see how it could get worse. I lost my wallet, then a man runs into me and keeps going. Next, my card got declined when I tried to get food. I just want to see a bed." She sounded like she was already tired, acting like the world should just be nice to her but, this is good ol' America. and I couldn't wait to see her. After being in a strange country for a little more than planned, it's about time to return to your roots.

School ended and it was time for me to pick up Amber from the airport. I'm so excited I haven't seen my bestie for almost a year now.

I arrive at the airport and there she is. I call out to her.

"AMBER!!!!!!!!!!!" 

I see her walking towards me as she searches for me, her outfit is cute though. Amber has always liked the princess sleeve tops and some short shorts, which in my opinion shouldn't be worn in public but, it's her body. 

As soon as she sees me, the tears start coming as she rushes to me with open arms. "I missed you, this day has been awful." We both embrace in a hug, as Amber takes out a tissue while whining some more then, we head to my car. On the way back she talked about her stay abroad and what country she was in and the food, the glorious food. She made me hungry, so I stopped at Mod Pizza on the way home. Then she asked me. Our conversation went like this.