Alyssa has struggled her entire life with her thyroid problem, bullies, and just life in general.
Alyssa won't let the haters drag her down, she won't quit her fight.
Just when it seems life will never get better, 14 year old Alyssa gets adopted by...
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u have been wArned
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I woke up in an unfamiliar bed, an unfamiliar room with unfamiliar smells, then unfamiliar noises, coming from the end of my bed, I opened one eye and saw phill abdominals pressed up against Dans breasticles, they were conudeling!!!! {having intercourse] Phil whispered into Dan's ear "stroke me wenus, babe" in his sexy, frogish voice. Dan replied by licking his crusty elbow, he should really moisturise more! I suddenly saw Dans WAIT I mean Phils's HUGEEE two inch willy emerge from under the hospital covers. I saw him insert it into the crack of Dans's arm crease! I was feeling soo o horny ! I could hear the heart beat monitor pick up, wondering how the canoodling couple didn't notice. BEEP BEEP BEPP BEEEEP the monitor was now screaming furiously, faster than the speed of which Phil was thrusting. "I'm coming babyyy ughhhhhhhhh" Phil screamed. Dan looked slight un-amused, since he was stimulating his arm crevis. Finally they noticed my pounding heart beat monitor.
"They're HAVING A HEART ATTACK, CALL THE DOCTORS!!!!!" Phil jumped out of bed, naked. Dan started to get changed while the doctors burst into the room, staring at Phil's naked body.
I had had enough of this!
"THEY HAD SEX ON MY BED! THIS ROOM IS NO LONGER SANITARY"
Barry Scott, my childhood idol, burst through the door.
"It's ok, use my Cillit bang! BANG and the dirt is gone" He seductively winked at me, I think I was having a real hart attack now!
The doctor poured the hole bottle onto my bed, soaking me in Barry's magical juices.
My parents looked startled.
Barry disappeared.
"We are SO sorry Alyssa." I bet they'd say that EVERY time they have sex in my bed.
"No I should be the sorry one... FOR TRUSTING YOU!!"
"You ALWAYS stab me in the back, then ask me why I'm bleeding! It funny how you are nice to my face, and makes me laugh how you talk about me behind my back, Its blaady HILARIOUS how you think I don't know. WELL Heres your knife back, I finally got it out my back, and I'm sure you'll be needing it again soon."
I stormed out the room, before falling flat onto my face. Turns out I fractured every single bone in my sexy, thicc body- except most of them.
Everyone gasped and ran to help me up. I yelled "No, don't touch me, just leave!"
I heard Phil attempt to whisper discretely to Dan, "They're such an infected rat sometimes".
I decided to speak up.
"You know, Philly cheese , I have been called worse before... YOUR DAUGHTER1111"
"Don't say that Alyssa .. WE LOVE YOU!!!"
The doctor picked me up, obviously struggling- what a douche IM not fat, hoe.
I saw my parents' sorry faces, and I forgave them instantly, as the lemony scent of the cillint bang filled my nostrils. My feet were soaked in Barry's magical juices. This would satisfy my foot fetish for a while.
We hugeed. we are a happy family.
GUYZZZZZZZZ SOZ WE HAVENT UPDATED IN 4EVAAAAAAA!!! WE WOZ BUZZY BEES IN DAS BOTH REBAEBAE AND FREGLY HAVE RITTEN THIS CHAPPY- A SPECIAL GEST ALSO HELPED- SHEGGGGGG THX SHEG MARSHALL FOR HELPING US THRU THIS HARD AND AMAZINLY SAUCY CHAPTER!! WE LOVE U ALMOST AS MUCH AS WE LOVE BARRY SCOTT
Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo rEbaebae and freggils and sheeegggggggg
