Adopted By Dan And Phil

Brighton orphanage 4 gurls

the police woman escorted me to brighton orphanage for girls, I wasn't quite sure why we were going to Brighton, because I live in London, the lady explained that it was the closest one that could take me, when I arrived, a tall lady with plaits in her hair and a strong Russian accent opened the door. "ah you must be ella, velcome, velcome" she cried. HOw.RuDe.

"its Alyssa not ella" I said sassily

"I'm very sorry" she said ("you should be" I thought) "but I do not understand your accent, where are you from Cananadana"

I gasped, I had never met a woman so rude, I turned my head to the police woman stood behind me but she had vanished, leaving me to stay in this horrible place.

"my name is Alyssa and I'm from new mexico!" I tried in my best british accent, she still looked confused.

"you are Mexico, why are you white"

"NEW Mexico, its in America, the land of the free, CAWWW" her face began to show realisation after I made the eagle noise so I continued "CAW CAW CAW"

"ahh America, eagle" she cried "come in come in"

I entered the lobby and a horrible smell hit my nose it bade me wretch as I continued walking up the stairs and into my room, I placed my suitcase in the bed and looked around at my surroundings, this would be my home for a long while now and I would have to make it feel like home. A girl with dry shoulder length brown hair, a thick layer of foundation smeared over her face and the smell of a hooker entered my room.

"hey I'm livvy" I could tell she was annoying just from the sound of her voice

"Alyssa" I mutterd

"oh bless you, what is your name" she said

"Alyssa" I repeated, is she deaf or something?

"oh well whoever you are, can I get you something for that cold?"

"my freaking name is Alyssa" I screamed

"OH I'm sorry" tears began to stroll down her face, mixing with her foundation to make an orange colour, feeling bad I put on a fake smile and brought her in for a hug.

"are you okay whats wrong?"

"its my best friend, this was her room, her name was mia, well its her birthday today and I just, I miss her so much"

"if shes your best friend just call her and meet her" I said, gosh she was dumb

"its not that easy, she was adopted by zalfie, so shes like a celebrity now and she... she dosent have time for me" livvy sobbed

"adopted by what now" I said, livvy looked shocked

"zalfie... you don't know zalfie" she looked kind of offended

"is that some kind of disease" I asked, extremely confused

"no" she laughed "they are only the most famous power couple on the whole of youtube, c'mon ill show you some videos."

I then realised, livvy wasn't so bad after all, she made me feel welcome in this strange place and she manages to stay happy in such a bad situation, I think she could be a great friend...

we watched zoellas most recent video with Alfie 'the boyfriend tag']]]''''''''

and I said to livvy "mia dosent deserve you"

she gasped and gave me a horrified look "mia hooves is my bffl just because shes busy does not mean that I am better than her, you are a horrible person" I now knew that livvy was possibly deluded as well

"lets just watch more videos" after a couple more hours of video I came across a video of alfies called 'guess the youtuber' which featured a gay couple called dan and phil.

"who are they" I asked livvy

"that's dan and phil, they have channels, I don't really watch them" she said quickly, obviously wanting to get back to the video

"aww theyre such a cute couple!" I cried

" hHAHA THEY are not together noooo, everyone thinks they are but nooo, ew that's gross anyway" she laughed, I edged further away from her what a homo phobic jerk, after a couple of seconds I left the room, not able to look at her any longer.

a time later

I heard a loud bang on the door, and then a whole kazam of racket, I think master ogunyemi was shouting at someone (no surprise there) I wanted to know what was happening so I went to the scene of the crime. there was a girl at the door, she was coverd in poo from head to toe, and her vagina was stained with blood, she was crying, it didn't take long to find out who the mysterious girl was.

"MIAA" livvy screamed. at one glance at livvys face, mia ran away (I'm not even surprised)

livvy stood in confusion and then began to smile.

"she only left when she saw me, that MUST mean she came to see me, how nice."livvy screamed

when I went back up to my room I began to cry into my boobah bedsheets, was I ever going to be adopted, I couldn't live here forever...

HEY yALL ITS fREYbah here OHH WILL alyssa b adopted, who knows xoxo