Adopted By Dan And Phil

Triggered

I really don't know why they put me in a girls orphanage, just because I was born a girl doesn't mean they can assume my gender! it tickles my wenus a little bit.

since I haven't told you, I should probably make it clear, I am genderfluid. id say my grandma was supportive of me when I lived with her, but she didn't understand what it meant.

I really want to speak to master ogunyemi about getting transferred to an orphanage that is for boys AND girls.

"yo waddup miss o" I try to sound cool and grunge.

"Pardonz" she replies

I ignore her insulting and rude response and continue with my question

"well... I want to transfer orphanges.. to one that is for boys and girls"

master ogunyem gasped

"YOU VANT TO HAVE ZE SEXUAL!!??? YOU AREZ ONLY YUNG!!!" I could see steam coming from her waxy ears

"no no no, you see- I'm gender fluid" I respond, trying to stay calm.

"Vat in ze world is ze genderfluid?" a vein pops out of my head.

"It means I do not identifiy myself as having a fixed gender" I growl, trying to act fierce.

"don't be zilly! zere is only two genderz, female and male. you cannot be both"

a lone tear cascades down my face

"HOW DARE YOU AZZUME MY GENDER! IM TIRGGEREDZ" I mimic her Russian accent.

"don't you dare zout at me youngz lady! and don not mimic me!"

"I can mimic you all I like" I respond, wiping the tear off of my face.

"caw caw" she screeches, spitting on me.

First she assumes my gender, then she MIMICS ME......

IM TRIGGERED

I storm out the door and into the road and then BOOM something hits me what is it !

beep beep beep

why am I in hospice... wait that's for dying people! I mean hospital

I stare up and see two similarly looking men hovering over me

"ello my name phil and this is dan we hit you with our car sorry"

these men look familiar... wait... are they those youtubers livvy was talking about?????

"hello my name is alyssa I'm from the land of the free ca--" one of them interrupts me

"yes silly we know what America is!"

I feel triggered, but I wont let them see.

"we want to repay you since we acidentily hit you with our car so we are going to adopt you! we already signed the papers! hello kiddywinkle you our OURS now!"

I smile I am happy I have dads now wow they must be gay that is nice they will respect me then hopefully

"thank you I say

we leave the hospital and go into the car they hit me in

"by the way you were in a coma for 37 seconds isn't that cool!" one of thm says

"yeah dude.. that's pretty edgy" I reply trying to act cool and hipster

I have a family it makes me happy I am not alone anymore and these are better than my grabdma now I can become famous on instagram this is a dream come tru thanks god!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOPE U enjoyed this short but drama packed chhappy!!!! pls tell  us if this is too fast paced thanks"!!!!!!!!

-REBABEAE SLAY SMAY REBOOHBAHY