Hello. My name is Alyssa. Let me tell you about my life.
When I was younger, my parents didnt love me- so I got sent to my Grandmas.
I pretended to love my Granny, but really she's an old hag.
That makes me less sad that she died last week.
The only problem is, without her to live with, who WILL I live with?
I sit infront of the telly at the temporary home i'm staying at- one of the police officers said they would look after me till they found an orphanage for me.
I see the Great British Bake off is on. Ugh, this show is so over rated- It's a show for old men, not pretty youngans like myself.
For most my life I lived with my parents in a place called New Mexico in America. I hated it there, and I can blame it on my parents.
Did I ask to be born? No. Did I ask to have abusive parents? No. Did I ask to have a thyroid problem? Again, no.
I'm feeling pretty edgy right now.
In my public school in America, I was bullied for being overweight. Sometimes it made me doubt myself, but i realised.... I am strong... I am fierce... I am Alyssa- and I won't let the baddies bring me down!
Whenever I'm feeling down, I think of my childhood heros- the Boohbah's. They were always there to brignten my day.
A few years ago I moved to the UK, London to be exact. Although I have never been to public school here ( I did online school after the bullies got too much for me to handle) I actually do have one friend, but I hate her. She's called Livvy.
She always lies to me and says I'm not fat. Like what kind of friend would lie to me like that? Ugh, what a biscuit... ooo i do like a good biscuit!
There is one thing that really keeps a smile on my face.... not my friend, not the boohbahs.. but my instagram account
I have an instagram account called "Stroke.Me.Weuns.Babe". I post about anything and everything really- mostly about my favourite bands and tv shows.
It's pretty radical, I have 6989 followers!
The only problem is... will I be allowed to keep my account in the orphanage..? I guess I'll have to wait and see where life takes me...
HEY GUYZZZZ ITS MEEEE REBOOBAH(My new name)
This is for ALYSSA on @strokemywenus on instagram!!!!!!!! We luv u alyssa!!!! (and all the other admins).
-Bye bishessssssssss
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Adopted By Dan And Phil
FanfictionAlyssa has struggled her entire life with her thyroid problem, bullies, and just life in general. Alyssa won't let the haters drag her down, she won't quit her fight. Just when it seems life will never get better, 14 year old Alyssa gets adopted by...
