name | k.jd (chen)

4.1

"My name isn't Jongdae, stop calling me that." Chen said sternly from the other end.

"I beg to differ-"

"What?" the girl interrupted.

"Nothing, nevermind."

There was a mumble and then a laugh.

"Tell your son to chill out," the deep voice giggled. "Also, nice fancam you sent."

"Ha, really?"

"Of course you enjoyed that..." Chen mumbled as something hit the microphone of the phone.

"I think you enjoyed it more at the time," the voice persisted, getting softer.

"Alright, if you're alive and not in immediate threat I'm gonna leave you two to keep arguing over this."

"Oka-"

"I AM in immediate threat - stay on the line." Chen interrupted loudly, probably closer to the microphone.

"Why though, this seems awfully..."

"Get you hands away from my drawer, you asshole."

"Well I was gonna say intimate but since you just called-"

"wOAH MY GOD-"

"NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN."

"Okay well I'm just going off of the weird sou-"

"I'M cRYING,"

"I swear to God, Chen, I will personally roast you at concert if you complete that sentence."

"You did enjo-"

"I will personally roast you too, bit-"

"I'm done listening to your vulgar language, mister, so you better shut the-"

"Shh..." the deep voice whispered from the background.

"-hell up."

"Oh I thought different."

"How dare you assume my mother is-"

"I'm crying, your mother... How long are you guys keeping that up for again?"

"Uh..."

"Brb, beating up an asshole, talk to you later mom."

"Wai-"

Voice Call with @DancingMachineChen has ended.

@sunnychendragon: well then

@sunnychendragon: Wait istg stop beating people up Chen

@sunnychendragon: Sir get your butt back over here

@DancingMachineChen:

@DancingMachineChen: Guess who won that fight and has Chen's phone~

@sunnychendragon: istg he loves fighting but always looses

@sunnychendragon: Either win or don't fight gosh darnit

@DancingMachineChen: Well how ya doin Chen

@DancingMachineChen: It's still funny how there's another person named Chen that he talks to

@DancingMachineChen: It really rephrases the whole "in love with yourself" problem he has haha

@sunnychendragon: Seok-oppa said he's doing better about that tho

@DancingMachineChen: Well Minseok is rlly forgiving and he sugar-coats stuff

@sunnychendragon: I meant the Xiumin stan not your friend's younger brother

@DancingMachineChen: Younger brother?

@sunnychendragon: Yeah...?

@DancingMachineChen: Oh my younger brother!

@sunnychendragon: Oh you're the Chanyeol stan? Wow I'm slow sorry haha I didn't recognize you without the glasses

DancingMachineChen: Right right right sorry yeah

DancingMachineChen: And it's fine lol just remember I'm as hot as Chanyeol ;)

DancingMachineChen: But anyway Seok-hyung sugar coats things too

@sunnychendragon: O

DancingMachineChen: So you're coming to the tour too?

@sunnychendragon: Yeah the last stop at ***

DancingMachineChen: Ye I heard, Chen won't shut up about it lol

DancingMachineChen: I'm excited to meet Chen's mom now

@sunnychendragon: You should be

@sunnychendragon: I'm amazing :]

DancingMachineChen: Gonna be at the fansign?

@sunnychendragon: Nope sorry or I'll try and be really late

DancingMachineChen: Hm

DancingMachineChen: Try your very hardest to get to the fansign before concert okay?

DancingMachineChen: Chen keeps asking us for ideas about how to get you to it on time and seems really sad when we can't help.

@sunnychendragon: I'm really really trying to find a way

@sunnychendragon: But the drive is so long and I can't just skip school

@sunnychendragon: Plus I have to take my friend too

@sunnychendragon: I'll try to find some way though

DancingMachineChen: Let Chen know when you get to the concert site

DancingMachineChen: Or actually

DancingMachineChen: In case he doesn't check his phone or he looses it to someone else in another battle to the death...

DancingMachineChen: Dm me @Chanyeol3:01 ;D