Two to Four [KaiShin & SaguHei]

Two

Shinichi don't even know what to say anymore.

Seriously speaking. He had starting to think that his life had actually turn against him right now.

He also think that he had finally lost his sanity. He didn't know which one is weirder. Either it's the fact that Saguru and Heiji is being too friendly to each other or the fact that they're actually dating.

Shinichi groaned in despair.

"Couldn't my life get any weirder?" he groaned again, turning a little green at the thought of those two are actually seriously dating and kissing each other.

Kazuha and Ran giggled. "I think you broke him, Heiji." the Osakan girl said, smiling. Ran smiled too. "Come on, Shinichi. It's not actually that weird." she said, shrugging nonchalantly.

Shinichi stopped grumbling and turn to look at her abruptly.

His right eye and right hand fingers twitched. "How could you-" he stopped to geature with his hands flailing around wildly. "You... Oh my gosh." Shinichi slapped his face.

"How could you not think it's weird? Try to think back, Ran. Everytime they see each other... Every single time they see each other, I felt like I'm surrounded by a murderous aura." Shinichi wheezed in his breath dramatically and shook his head.

"Both of them practically wants to slit each other's throat everytime they both encounter each other. I swore that Hattori could turn into a very angry buffalo everytime Hakuba made any comments."

Heiji look at Shinichi with an insulted look.

"And now they're dating. I need to get out of here and find back my reality instead of being inside this weird and insane fantasy." Shinichi said exaggeratingly.

Ran and Kazuha giggled again. Shinichi had turn into such a dramatic person.

Heiji growled lowly and look at Shinichi murderously. "I know how to kill and hide a dead body really well, Kudo. Stop being dramatic." he grumbled.

Saguru put his hand on his lover's forearm.

"He's just playing, Heiji-kun. Don't have to be so mad." the blonde said, smiling lightly at him.

Shinichi heard that and stare at the British irridiculously then look at where Saguru's hand landed. He gaped at those two before turning his heels. "Right. I'm going back home and lock myself in my library with my beloved Sherlock Holmes. Bye." he said hastily, trying to run away but unluckily Ran caught the collar of his yukata and drag him back.

"You're not going anywhere, Shinichi. We're going to head out tonight and we will. Though, I'm sure Hattori-kun wants to bring Hakuba-kun somewhere for a date. Right?" Ran asked, turning towards those two.

They both blushed bright pink.

Shinichi glared at those two. "Make sure you use protection."

Saguru's face flaired with a nice shade of red and squeaked, hiding his face in his hands while Heiji's ear turned scarlet at the tip, glaring slightly at the porcelain-skinned. The Osakan sputtered and turn to glare at his so-called best friend.