ROYA
This year were all having thanksgiving at Stacey's house which is weird because I don't know her and frankly I don't trust her and when I get these suspension then are usually right and they be all up on me saying I'm rude but when a basic bitch mess them up that's when I'm right
Rachel: remember to have good manners and respect her home I rolled my eyes as Rachel yet again warned us about our behavior not that I'd be following her rules any who
Sanjay: you gonna mess this up ain't you He said looking at me he could read me like a book
Me: yep I said in amazement that Sanjay knew me so well like it's ridiculous we walked into Stacey house and she sat us round a big table uncle Justin smiled at me randomly
Stacey: well my chef has cooked a lovely meal hop y'all enjoy it people brought out food putting it in front of me
Me: stacey I'm ... not meaning to sound rude or nothing but this ain't a homeless shelter-
Rachel: ROYA! I'm sorry she's just trying to be funny
Me: no I'm... I mean who cooked this shit I saw uncle Justin trying to cough of his laugh but i was dead serious
Stacey: My father
Me: bring him out here she looked at me and nodded smiling like bitch I ain't playing she got up and came back with some old man poor thing
???: Bonjour I'm Stacey Pere Jhon comment vous ne profiter de la nourriture que je vois
Me: yea we still on that pablo bullshit okay you know what I'm sorry I'm sorry
Jhon: profiter de la nourriture?
Me: *laughs* i'm sorry Jhon I can't this shit what is this? Snails like your food ain't got no seasoning like where the chicken at? this worst than white people I mean have y'all ever heard of Salt? Uncle Justin chocked on his food and royalty looked at me in shock while Sanjay and Killo laughed
Jhon: he ne comprends pas
Stacey: grossier petite fille cesses detre irrespectueux she looked at me in anger so i'm guessing she got the point that her dad can't cook
Me: listen bitch! it's not my fault your father can't cook for shit but I ain't about to sit here eating poison she got up slamming the napkin on the table I yawned I'm getting tired of this hoe
Stacey: duck you get outta her you acting like you can cook for shit dirty little ass hoe Everyone looked at me I stood on the table clicking my neck getting ready to cuss this hoe out
Me: I'll rather be a dirty ass hoe than a porn star goddess can't keep a man for shit flat chested dirty ass bitch who's father goes around giving everyone food poisoning but worse ebola but that's just me I picked up my cup holding out my finger to her while i drank my water
Me: It's not my fault your father is out to kill you and your mother died when you was ten and you decided pole dancing was the best option for you but don't sit there and come for me cuz next time I'll come at your face like Sharkisha Thompson coming in like a wreaking ball on your hoe ass face I sat down and tears were leaving her eyes everyone was looking at me in shock even her dad like I'm just saying don't come from me ever in your life
Stacey: Je pense que vous mieux de partir
Nate: bebe
Me: we'll I dunno what that porn star said but i'm guessing she wants us to leave let's go y'all Everyone got up walking out of the house i ran to the kitchen throwing salt al over his food he made
Jhon: stupid lil girl!!
Me: that's how you cook
Jhon: Ne jamais vous revenez ici, je cous tuer!!!!
Me:HAPPY THANKSGIVING I slam the door running getting in the car can't wait for next year
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