The Park peace destroyed-
15 garrulous women
with noisier dogs.
If we had no dogs
parks would be so much quieter -
no need for Poop Scoops.
A dog is for life?
Set them free to chase rabbits;
a dog is for Death.
How far could we move
if dogs became infinite -
crushed by our best friends?
I have no dog,
am no farmer, have no sheep,
no jewels to steal.
In time of austerity
eating dogs would save some lives.
Dog owners can talk
to their pets; solitaries
must talk to themselves.
Dog owners are sure
it's embarrassing, shaming
to talk to yourself.
I'm not so sure about that.
