Please Queen leave Buck Pal;
let the people move in there;
they need the bedrooms.
Is she good enough
to really help her people?
Charles any better?
Why don't they tell us
what paper she really loves -
Mail or Morning Star?
Diana the Scandal -
best keep quiet;
there are ways and means
by Royal Command
to keep the secrets.
Diana was a pretty pot,
but HRH Liz
is genuine Old China.
