(1) snap from jungshook!
jungshook: i heard you were starting your job today?
artemis: oh yeah...
jungshook: good luck!! i think you'll do amazing babe ;')
artemis: i'm sorry but can we stop right here. you seem nice and all but please don't call me babe. we are not close enough for you to call me that nor am i your girlfriend. so please stop.
jungshook: oh shit i'm sorry i didn't mean to offend you or anything. sorry i'm just naturally like that i'm sorry i won't do it again. promise.
artemis: thanks.
jungshook: let's play 20 questions...?
artemis: how cliché
artemis: loljungshook: well i'm pretty cliché
artemis: i can tell
jungshook: i'm gonna ask you...how old are you?
artemis: 21. wbu?
jungshook: 21 also! what's your favorite type of food?
artemis: i actually really love chinese. all about it. and you?
jungshook: mexican!
artemis: i've actually never had mexican food lol
jungshook: NO WAY
jungshook: we gotta go now
jungshook: this is a disgrace to the universeartemis: haha but you probably don't eat authentic mexican food anyways
jungshook: i'm offended
jungshook: i pray to mexican food every night and thank them for the life they give meartemis: brb crying
jungshook: ofc i'm a hoe for taco bell and chipotle but i'm a slut for that authenticity
artemis: same w chinese i'm a hoe for china max and panda express but i'm all about that good good
jungshook: you take me for chinese i take you for mexican ;')
artemis: yOU HAVENT HAD CHINESE
jungshook: nah b
artemis: omg die bitch what the hell
jungshook: lmAO WHAT?? damn don't start beef w me like that
artemis: you called me a disgrace to the universe
jungshook: and
artemis opened your snap
jungshook: why do ppl never finish 20 questions...
(1) snap from cutie!
cutie: when will you be here?
cutie: there*beautiful: i'm in a taxi rn really nervous but your friend helped me smile a little bit
beautiful: about ten mins i thinkcutie: why didn't you come to me about your problems? i want you to smile because of me :(|
cutie: oh that's good. don't be nervous, babe!! you got this ╰(*'︶'*)╯♡[artemis blushes.]
beautiful: i'll try not to c;
beautiful: thank you for always making me smile so easily|cutie: you can do this! i believe in you!!
beautiful: oh shit i'm already here
beautiful: marvel's boutique? sounds cute.cutie: shiz*
cutie: walk in...cutie: wait what no why did you run away???
beautiful opened your snap
cutie: artemis...
cutie: i wanted to surprise youbeautiful opened your snap
cutie: i work here too. i'm the friend i was talking about.
beautiful opened your snap
cutie: why did you look horrified to see me :'(|
cutie: i'll make sure you still get the job!
cutie: if you still want itbeautiful opened your snap
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i abhor him | pjm | discontinued
Fanfictionhate is such a weak word. i abhor him. - where an optimistic fluff ball accidentally snapchats a pessimistic bar tender.