Insane ★ Wade Wilson [1]

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IT HAD BEEN A FEW days since they had visited Wade's friend Weasel and now the duo had been spending their hours creating outfit ideas and gathering material for their costumes. It wasn't as professional as you'd think it would be. All they had in that crappy stolen apartment were a couple sheets of paper and a collection of crayons that they used to design the costumes.

The ideas that they came up with for each other were quite hilarious and resulted in many burst of laughter when the costume went to extreme levels. One of the ideas Wade had came up with for Marley was a red and black checkered one piece with a jesters hat.

"I am not wearing that, Wade. I may be fucked up in the head, but I am not letting the voice make fun of me when we're beating the shit outta Francis' men." Marley glared, ripping the cartoon drawing out of Wade's hand and tearing it the shreds. 

For the mean time, she would be okay with a black suit until she finished the outfit she had in her wardrobe. Wade had substituted a full white outfit consisting of jogging bottoms, a hoodie, a mask and some sun glasses.

"Fine, wear whatever you want, but we still need to name you." He grumbled, getting up to fix the pictures onto the wall that had all of Ajax's men on it.

"Wade, I'm too awesome to have a run down superhero name that's been recycled through multiple comic books over the decade."

"You think you're so smart."

"I think I'm adorable." She replied, getting up and kissing his cheek like always.

"I've got it!" A literal light bulb went off above his head.

"What is it? Lay it on me."

"Gladly."

"Wade. Get on with it."

"Harley Quinn." He beamed, proud that he came up with it.

"Harley Quinn? Isn't that copyright? She's from the DC universe."

"Not if she's played by the same person." Wade whispered to himself. Marley hadn't heard him that well and asked: "What?"  

"Nothing you need to worry about me amigo." Wade laughed and then mumbled, "It seems as though she can't tell that we're in a fanfiction."

"Fine, I'll go with Harley Quinn. But if we get sued, I'm blaming you. Now excuse me whilst I go and decorate my baseball bat."

"You have a baseball bat? I want one."

"You've got your swords, you don't need my weapons Mista Pool."

After hours of slaving away at the sewing machine and dying her hair two colours, Marley had finally finished her outfit and put it on. Wade's was still in progress, but they had to leave if they wanted to catch up with their first victim. She walked out of her room to hear:

"This shits gonna have nuts in it."

"Wade, I know that we're on the same level of crazy, but even I would never say that out loud." She said to him as she walked up to the picture covered wall. "Are you ready? 'Cause I am, let's go."