Insane ★ Wade Wilson [1]

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THE TIME HAD FINALLY ARRIVED. It was time to go and kill Francis, and Marley couldn't have been more thrilled. She had spent way too long lounging around in their apartment and she could only watch so many episodes of Jeremy Kyle before getting bored, resulting in her painting her nails. They had worked out that the British dickhead would be on the motorway at exactly midday. All they had to do was get there and ambush him and his groupies. Wade called a taxi whilst she was touching up her make up, putting on an extra layer of red lipstick that stood out on against her pure white face. The pale woman failed to notice the subtle glances that Wade sent her way whilst he was on the phone and he was glad for that.

Ever since his birthday, and perhaps even a little bit before that, Wade had come to realise that he cared for her more than he should have. She had done so much for him, more than Vanessa had ever done and he began to question what he would do after this whole Francis thing was over. Would he go back to Vanessa and forget about Marley? Or would they stay in touch? It even crossed his mind that there was a chance he didn't want to get back with his ex and stay with the blonde that was now tightening her wavy pigtails in front of him. It was a strange turn on and channeling his inner daddy kink. (I AM NOT ASHAMED OF PUTTING THIS IN AND NEITHER IS DEADPOOL)

The taxi company on the phone announced that they would be sending a car soon and Wade hung up the phone. The two anti-heroes gathered their weapons and jogged out of the door when the taxi driver honked their car horn outside.

"Hop in!" The driver greeted the two, the passenger side window down as he leaned into view. Wade and Marley climbed into the backseat of the cab and informed the man of their desired destination.

They had been driving for a few minutes and the two anti-heroes were already getting bored. Marley leaned on Wade's shoulder as he picked up a pamphlet for Haunted Segway Tours, folding it up and putting it into his pocket. The blonde reached over him to play with the window, even though she could have easily played with the one on her side of the car. It was more fun that way. Deadpool watched as the window went up and down in sheer boredom and he began to twirl Marley's pigtails between his glove covered fingers.

After he had twirled her blonde locks to perfection, he reached above his head and began to pick at a piece of gum on the room. The ex-psychiatrist had lost interest in the window and started poking holes into the back of the passenger seat with a small knife she usually kept in her high-heeled boot. Suddenly, she felt something hit her head and it took her a second to realise that Wade had accidentally flicked the gum in her platinum hair.

"Puddin'!" She exclaimed in frustration, moving her hands up up to find the disgusting piece of chewed gum.

"Whoops! Sorry...let me just-" Wade reached forward,p pulling the gum carefully from her bright hair and dropped it to the floor of the car, "There we go! Good as new."

The clown glared at him playfully, pushing his hands away and tightening her pigtails. She could tell by the way his mask stretched around his chin that he was grinning. 

"Y'know, they say chewing other people's gum gives you cancer." He quipped.

"You must have chewed a hell of a lot of Hubba Bubba in your lifetime then." She retorted, shifting to look out of her window.

"Rude" Wade scolded playfully. Marley just smirked smugly in reply and checked her makeup in the rear-view mirror as they continued to drive in the back of the taxi.

Silence enveloped the car for a few minutes (Something neither Wade nor Marley were ever used to) and of course Deadpool had to do something about it. He poked his head through the small gap that separated the front of the car from the back and addressed the driver.