Cats (Zayn Malik)

Extra chapter #1: A Christmas Special

A/N: Hey, guys! Merry Christmas! I hope I'm not too late! To celebrate this season, here's a small Christmas Special for all of you!

P.S.: This will serve as a temporary one. The real one might come out at January. I know, I know - yes, it is really late. Sorry!

P.S.S.: The italizized words mean that I'm the one speaking.

Enjoy!

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Hi, everyone!

Harry: Hey, guys!

Jade: Oh my God, hiiiiiii!

Zayn: Yow, whattup?!

Danni: Oh, shut it, Zayn. Hello, people!

Liam: Hello!

Niall: Guys, look! We're on camera! Say hi. Hi!

Louis: Oi! It is a camera! Hi, I'm Scottish.

Zayn: But you're British.

Harry: Really? I thought you were Louis.

Louis: Eh? I'm Louis?

Shut up, guys! You're ruining the special!

Danni: What special?

Liam: We're having a special?

Niall: Ooh! I hope it's the pizza special!

Guys, no! A Christmas special!

Jade: Christmas? It's October! Don't you think it's a tad bit too early for Christmas?

Actually, I'm running late for Christmas. In the real world, it's either December 26 or 27 of 2013.

All: Ohhhhh...

Zayn: Wait, what do you mean, 'real world'?

Louis: Are we aliens?

Argh. No! You're in a book I'm writing!

All: Ohhhhh...

Harry: ...

Jade: ...

Zayn: ...

Danni: ...

Liam: ...

Niall: ...

Louis: ...

Louis: ...

Louis: ...

Louis: ...

Louis: ...

Louis, enough of that! I have a lot to tell all of you! I'll start with a simple merry Christmas! Now, as we all know, Christmas isn't just about the presents you give or receive - it's about the faces you put a smile on.

Niall: Really?

I'm talking to the camera, Niall.

Niall: Why would you even think of talking to the camera? It doesn't even speak.

Niall...

Niall: I mean, seriously! Talk to a cat, but why a camera? It sees you, it hears you, but never in a million years would it answer you!

Niall, I'm warning you...

Niall: A camera doesn't even have a mouth, for Pete's sake!