the ultimate meme love | shrek • donald trump

the swamp

donald trump

i entered the outhouse, it stunk of awful ogre farts. i gagged, but this is best i could get. 

"why does it stink so bad??" i attempted to call out to shrek. i got no response, he must be sleeping. My mind wandered to him sleeping in bed with his wife, fiona. he had mentioned her earlier. he had kids too. something i could relate to him by. my wife had left me though, and i needed someone to fill the void.

"i want to experience something new!" i mumbled to myself. "shrek is the perfect man for the job!" i exclaimed a little louder in excitement.

a voice startled me.

"what exactly am i perfect for?" shrek asked only just hearing the end of my comment. 

i froze. "i thought you were sleeping." i said, not daring to look at him. 

"i was, but i heard you call." 

i turned to him and said, with a burst of confidence, "i want you, i want you to take me and to love me!" 

his eyes widened. no doubt contemplating my outburst. then he smiled mischievously. 

shrek 

after his words, my mind began to race. why would he say that? is he lying? do i want him as much as he wants me? yes. but what about fiona? and my kids! i couldn't betray them. as all these thoughts swirled in my mind, i focused on donald. he was beautiful, with his yellow hair and orange skin. 

it was decided then, i did want him. and a smirk crossed my face. 

i approached him slowly. he backed up, tripping and falling so he was sitting on the toilet. i got so close that i toward over him. his face was just in line with the buckle to my trousers. i encouraged him. 

"go on, unless you don't want to." i said to reassure him. 

he undid my pants and my giant smooth green sausage popped out, slapping him in the face. it had to at least 28 inches. he grabbed it, leaning back to get a full view. he jerked it all night. and soon i returned to my room satisfied. 

hey, so this is chapter 2, the swamp. i changed it up a bit and added a little bit of smut (not much) and the pregnancy scandal is being moved to a later part of the story.