the ultimate meme love | shrek • donald trump

Pregnancy?!

shrek

"we need a test." his voice echoed in my mind.

what if its true? what if he is actually with child? that wont be easy to cover up. what would my wife say? she would surely leave me. 

i stood, my eyes drifting from our eye contact. i will have to go to far far away to the pharmacist. it was the only one in the area so i would have a make the looong trip. my eyes met his again.

"do you want to come on trip with me, donald?" my voice was low. trying to avoid my wife hearing from across the yard. her voice rang out.

"is everything alright, boys?" we froze. 

"... yeah, its all good." donald says with fear in his voice. 

i looked down at him, smiled and backed out of the outhouse. i would have to make up an excuse as to why donald and i would have to make the long trip to her parents hometown without her. every time the opportunity  to visit them came around she took it eagerly, it would crush her to go the whole trip without her. i turned towards her, my smile faded. it truly hurt me to think that my actions have such a hold on her. she changed her entire being to be with me and what do i do? i sleep with a crazed orange man from a completely different lifestyle. 

in shame, i look down and pass her. patting her on the shoulder as i go. i needed to talk to her and she knew it. once we were inside i pulled her close and kissed her harder than i ever have. i need to butter her up. she let out a squeak of surprise.

"did i ever tell you how beautiful you are?" she blushed, looking down and then back into my eyes deeply. 

"i dont believe you do it enough." she said with a smug tone. 

i sighed, and wrapped my arms around her tighter. she knew i was about to ask her something.

"what?" her voice annoyed. 

"listen, its super important! donald is sick and needs something from that pharmacy in far far away. he's contagious and i don't want you or the kids to get sick," i paused, "i love you." i had a goofy grin on my face to lighten the mood.

she looked away from me, trying to hide her smirk, "okay, BUT, you have to visit my parents."

i lifted her and spun her before kissing her happily on the lips. "thank you, thank you, thank you! you have no idea how much i love you right now!"

donald trump

i stood slowly, my heart pounding. a trip? a trip to where? wouldn't we just have to go down the street? why is he making it a big deal?

my blue orbs scan over the three small children currently rolling in the mud. as they do, they catch onto something through the small window of shreks house. him and fiona pressed together kissing, my heart dropped. what did i expect, they are married. im the side dish, he probably only fucked me because he couldn't get any from her. im stupid. 

i took a step back and closed the door, if im pregnant i can do it on my own. i don't need him, he just used me for this fat ass bussy. married men are off limits. this is what i get for venturing out of my comfort zone. i should go home, go home to my super model life and never see that ogre again. quickly, i packed up my small amount of belongings and dashed out the door without looking back. i don't need all this stress. 

i ran, and ran, and ran until i reached a bus stop. i used the small amount of money i had to buy myself a ticket back to the white house. after a few hours and multiple naps, i was back in washington. forever away from shrek and his family. i got off the bus and called my secret service, the black SUV pulled up a few moments later. they asked me all kinds of questions about where i was and i told them i went to a week long golfing trip up in new york. they bought it and drove me back to the Whitehouse. once inside, i freshened up and went to the bathroom connected to my suite and rummaged through the cabinets.  

"ah hah!" i said in triumph, "a test!" my heartbeat picked up again.

"here goes nothing." i spoke as i peed on the little stick test. 

so, uh yeah thats chapter 4, cliffhanger again. im so good, goodnight/morning, bye.