TVD rant

Intro

So hi. I'm Claudia. I'm going to rant and review about TVD. If you're going to read this (probably not 😂) you should know my ship preferences cause I tend to offend peoples real quick

Im sorry okay

I can't help it

Ok, so my thoughts on:

DELENA:
I liked season 1-3 Delena. They were cute. They had chemistry. I actually lowkey shipped them. s4-6 Delena? Not so much. I could go on forever and ever why I think Delena is toxic, but I won't. Because I know some DErs (my only irl friends who watch TVD so) and I love them theyre all magical and fluffy, but theres just some DE fans who piss me off. Again, this is not me calling out the entire fandom; just a small group of very annoying people.

STEROLINE:
Theyre cute, but I don't really like it because I feel like it's siblings dating. Which is just ew. But if you're an SCer go be magical and stuff I love you kay bye

BAMON:
I ship it. I have shipped it. I will ship it. Fight me.

KLAROLINE:
Same as Bamon

TYLIV (Parkwood? Lyler? Idk):
Same as Klaroline and Bamon.

STELENA:
Never really shipped them at first but slowly grew to love them in the end.
Now I'm basically rewatching old episodes (you know back when TVD was a good show and didn't make you question your life choices) and the Stelena feels are real.

FORWOOD:
Actually shipped them in the beginning but then Klaus came so

BONENZO:
Theyre cute I guess but I don't really ship it. Sorry, my heart's been with Bamon since s2 decade dance thing where they danced and stuff and Bonnie was all like "Careful Damon, it almost seems like you care" or something and the way they looked and each other and then I was deprived of bamoness but then s6 came with the prison world and there was the Bamon reunion and I just IM NOT BACKING DOWN OKAY SOMEDAY THEY WILL MARRY AND HAVE MAGICAL BAMON BABIES

STEFERINE:
The Dobsley chemistry is real. And it's queen Kat with Stefan Salvatore so

MABEKAH:
Matty blue with original barbie honestly who didn't ship this back when it was an actual thing?

KALIJAH:
The feels

I should probably cover TO ships while im at it

Im too lazy to rant but basically I ship Rebel, Haylijah (Sorry Kat but "you can't love a ghost for the rest of your life" -Elena) , Kolvina is goals, Jaiden my babies WHY

Umm I don't hate much ships on TO

Except for Klamille

Pointless Klamille

Cami can just die

She's irrelevant and pointless too

Oh wait she did

Sorry Cami fans

See I told you people get easily offended by me I'm sorry stay magical

Welp, I'll see you when I'm emotionally scarred after watching the newest episode

Bc lets be real that happens after every episode

Or maybe I'm just crazy and need help

That could be it too

But now I need to go because it's almost 12 AM and I still need to do homework bc school basically drained me of all of my energy and I'm lazy af so I didn't do anything

So I'm gonna do that Biology and Chemistry homwork real quick and then I'm gonna stay up late probably writing or reading fanfiction and then in the morning I'm gonna regret it all

Stay magical

Bye