How to be a Proper Zombie
Within this short ‘How to,’ one will learn the necessities to be a polite and thoughtful zombie. This being said, topics and advice in this booklet include:
· Being Neighborly: Asking before Biting
· The Forbidden Fruit: Dealing with love for the living
· Zombie Etiquette: You’ll never get the girl with blood on your chin!
· Moaning: The times it’s appropriate and the times it isn’t
· Eating Habits: Just because you’re dead doesn’t mean you can’t have a nice figure!
· More, More, More: How to deal with your brain addiction
· Insecurities: When losing limbs has driven you to feel embarrassed about yourself
· The Films Are Wrong: How famous ‘Zombie Flicks’ have unjustly portrayed the Undead
If you’ve purchased this book, you’re either a member of the undead or you’re preparing for the inevitable after life. Either way, this ‘How to’ is appropriate for all ages, dead or alive. Note: if you’ve experienced eye gouging, have a friend read this book out loud. If you’ve lost both your ears and eyes, a braille copy of this book is coming out shortly.
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How to be a Proper Zombie
HumorThis handy 'How To' book will capture the heart of your human love interest, impress their parents with your superb manners and make you a classy zombie!