Chapter 2

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I would post this on twitter but my school laptop is broken and I can't get it fixed until I get back from school holidays xo

Ohh and please mind the language in the upcoming chapters it can get a bit colourful.

-Liss

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Harry's p.o.v

"Tegan"

"Teegs"

"Teeeeegaaaaaaan"

"T"

"E"

"G A N. what's that spell? Tegan!"

"Tegan"

"WHAT?" She snapped. Hehe I win.

"Guess what?"

"What?" She replied not looking up from her new edition magazine 'Famous'

"New Direction's new Album came out today" I stated proudly.

"Thanks for letting me know harry, I'm sure I will sleep better tonight knowing that!" Her voice just lapped with sarcasm and uninterested tone. We are casually seated on our large five seated sofa in the lounge room, watching some late night news broadcast.

"Can you get it for me?" I asked hopeful.

She glanced up from her magazine and furrowed her eyebrows. "And why would I do that?"

"Because you love me - duhh" I said matter-of-factly.

"Get fucked buy it yourself, you have a job so you can get it"

"Your fucking off my Christmas list" I huffed, crossing my arms and turning my head back to the television.

"HEY! Mind the language" she said tossing a decorative pillow at me, hitting my thighs.

"But you swear!" I pouted throwing the pillow back at her.

"I'm a female I can do what I want, now go and put these in the dish washer like a good boy you are" she cooed thrusting the bowl into my hands before continuing reading the magazine.

"Who frigging died and made you queen." I huffed in defeat, getting up to put the bowls into the dishwasher. I ran up to the back of the lounge and pounced over the other side landing half on Tegan and half on the ground.

"EWW" she groaned at the fact my feet were I her face and pushed me the rest of the way onto the floor. I landed on it with a thud, I quickly got up and bounced to the other end of the couch. "I don't want your ugly mug on me again got it?" She held up her finger and waved it sternly at me.

I held up my finger mirroring her actions being the good friend I am. "Mm hmm you don't do that to me sistah oh no" I clicked my fingers in a 'z' formation and moved my head around weirdly, earning the oh-so-famous Tegan Anderson eye roll.

I continued to watch the news reporter discuss the issues of G.F.C (global financial crisis), gang bangs and what not. While Tegan lay on the opposite end of the lounge half reading her magazine and half paying attention to the television. "Hey Tegan?"

"Mmm"

"You know what's funny?"

"Not you" looked up and smirked while I just gave her my famous clicking 'z' formation. Again.

"No being serious" she dropped her magazine and looked at me in shock horror.

"Harry styles being serious, quick get me a camera because this May be a once in a life time opportunity" she gasped before grinning like a Cheshire Cat. This is what you get when you put me and Tegan together, we banter like there's know tomorrow.

"No, but you know that we Australians can use the word 'fuck' anywhere in a sentence as many times as we want and still make it sound like a proper sentence" I finished and she looked at me funny.

"Examples c'mon, explain"

"It's like..." I started to drift off before I thought of something. "When, okay two people on a wharf and the first guy goes 'so did you catch anything?' And the second guy goes 'nah mate I've only been out here for one f**kin hour and the fish f**king took the bait, so I pulled up the f**kin line and there was no f**kin fish on the end so I baited up and I threw it back out and the little f**kin bastard did it again" Tegan looked at me in disbelief.

"Geez I thought you could swear but not that much." She shook her head and I chuckled, we'll it was true we Australians can swear like a solider apparently Irish people can as well... Pfft as if. "What would your mother say about that harry huh?"

I shrugged getting up off the couch. "We'll mums not here is she." I smirked heading towards my room. "Night queen Tegan" I called out as I shut the door.

"NIGHT SLAVE!" She yelled out. Geez that girl has a mouth and a half on her.

I opened the door so that my head was sticking out, "wanna yell that any louder candy ass I don't think china heard You?!" I shouted back. She looked up from her magazine and back down again.

"Just go to bed princess" she waved her hand in which I took it as my cue to leave.

Once I was comfy in bed commando, I logged onto twitter to see what I have missed out on. My mentions were flooded with people gushing over me. Why you ask? We'll to be honest I don't quite know myself, I'm just a regular fan who happens to be a boy.

I decided to tweet something to let my followers know I'm still alive. Yes followers, ever since I told the few followers that we're asking that I was a boy fan my followers increased to over twenty-three thousand and increases day by day.

@Curlylovesyouhh

C'mon @Louis_Tomlinson follow me! I know you love me. Xox <3

People started retweeting and commenting on my tweet, which made me smile. Man these guys were fantastic. I went to Tegan's profile and started spamming her just to be the nice friend I am. A good half hour went by and there was still know follow from the Tomlinson, another tweet wouldn't hurt.

@Curlylovesyouhh

@Louis_Tomlinson still no follow? What is this? You know you want meh! Cause 'I'm sexy and you know it!'

As so as I hit 'tweet' the first comment popped up... I chuckled at it and, favourited it and replied to it.

@hardcore1D'er

I bet you want to suck him off! Yeah? Don't be shy to admit it cause I know I want to @Curlylovesyouhh

<3

@Curlylovesyouhh

@hardcore1D'er he'll yeh I do, who wouldn't? He is a lil hottie which I wouldn't mind a piece of!

I replied sheepishly at the tweet. I mean I wouldn't mind just ripping that boys clothes right of and taking him.

@hardcore1D'er

HAHA I love that you speak your mind. But keep trying he will have to acknowledge you some day @Curlylovesyouhh

I sighed closing the app and placing my phone onto the bedside table. This was my routine every night, me on twitter posting up tweets some that I must say are a tad bit inappropriate but we won't show them; and then going to bed thinking about what I could do to louis. And let's just say that they aren't entirely appropriate either.

I glanced at my clock which read eleven pm. I closed my eyes and waited for sleep to take me.

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Promise chapters are getting longer just got to get into the story. So how was that?

I am truly sorry for that VERY colourful language but gotta make it interesting. Love you all please remember to vote and comment your thoughts it would mean a great deal to me

-Liss xox

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