It was a chilly winter day. It was a snowy mess outside. You were at a party at the Striders house the night before and ended up sleeping there, well you got snowed in. You woke up with a terrible hangover. You looked over never to you and saw Dave. Your eyes widened as Dave didn't have a shirt on. You looked down at your body. Fully clothed. "Thank god" you thought. (Rip to y'all who thought I was leading it to be a lemon) you got out of Daves bed and headed towards the kitchen. You wondered into a note on the fridge that read "Hey kids. Hope you guys didn't have to much fun last night;) anywho, I went to go hang out with Jake for a bit. I'll text Dave around 8pm. I might spend the night at Jakes I have no idea it depends on the weather. and how jakes feeling (if you know what I mean) ;) but yea. Use a condom if anything happens and there are some pancakes in the fridge. -Bro"
Your eyes lit up once you saw the word pancakes. You opened the fridge and saw another note on a bottle of apple juice. "Haha jk (y/n) I knew you would be excited. I would never wake up before 8am to make you pancakes lol -Bro".
"Asswipe" you thought. You looked in the cabinets and for some Advil. You took two. "Morning vodka" Dave said leaning against the fridge. "What?" You asked, now facing towards the sluggish blonde. "I called you vodka." Dave grinned. "I know but why!?" You replied, moving your way back to Daves room. "You literally drank 2 bottles of vodka to your self (y/n)" Dave stated as he followed you. You sat down on his bed and turned his Xbox on. The screen popped up, you clicked on Call of Duty Black ops 3. You shrugged as you handed Dave a remote. "Whatever I can't believe you're still alive man" Dave said which followed by a laugh. "Question" you asked.
"Yes?" He replied.
"How can you see with those stupid shades of yours?" You asked. Possibly triggering him but oh well. "You see (l/n) I must hide my love for you behind these shades" Dave joked. You snorted. The game started.-------timeskip like 10 minutes later---
Final kill, of course was yours. And once again you had killed Dave. "God dammit (y/n) every fricking time!!" Dave pouted. He refused to play another round. "Buzzkill" you mumbled. "What was that..." Dave asked looking at you. "Fuck" you thought. Dave started to Poke you, which lead to tickling. "Dave!!" You blurted out in between laughs. Some how in some way he managed to get on top of you. You just kinda starred each other in the eyes for a bit, before you were fed up. You kissed him. There was hesitation from the young Strider at first but he finally began to kiss back. Resulting in a sloppy makes it session. As you feel into the kiss there was a slam and the door opened. Bro just kinda started at you guys for a while. The position you were in didn't help. Dave was on top of you. Your shirt up somewhat and his glasses thrown. He was still kissing you until like 6 seconds after Bro had come in. Bro looked at you guys. "Dammit Dave can't you read!?" And with that a perfectly packaged condom flew and hit Dave in the head. "Uh" was all that came out of Daves mouth. The last thing you heard was Daves door slam and the front door shut. Dave looked down at you and shrugged. He picked the condom up off of his head. "Now we're ready" Dave said, following a wink. You just rolled your eyes. "Dammit Strider".
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Dave Strider x Reader Oneshot book
FanfictionSo this is basically a Oneshot book thingy. I'm lazy af so it might take me awhile to write some things BUT when I publish, I will publish more than one story! I don't own Homestuck or any of the characters, and you own you. I just own the plot!:)...