Dave Strider x Reader Oneshot book

Pick up lines? I think so

You and Dave were sitting on his bed. You were reading a book and Dave was looking threw Instagram. Hipster.

"Hey (y/n)"

"What" you asked flipping the page of the novel you were enjoying.

"Did someone just take you out of the oven cause, damn you're hot!"

"EXCUSE ME!" You yelled putting you book down.

"Do you work at subway cause you're giving me a foot long" Dave said, putting his phone beside him.

"What the fuck strider!?" You giggled, while picking up your beloved novel and started to read again.

"Sorry just trying to not make today boring as fuck!" Dave lied.

"Ok?" You replied.

"I'm hungry..." Dave whined

"Than go make food" you mocked

"No" Dave said while crossing his arms

"Well someone's difficult, how about we go make cookies" you laughed

"Do I look five to you (l/n)?" Dave questioned.

"Yea" you say while putting your book down. You got off of Daves bed and grabbed his hand, pulling him into the kitchen. Dave groaned.

-----time skip brought to you by Betty Crocker-----

While you guys were waiting for the cookies to be done in the oven you checked you phone, Jade texted you.

"Is that a phone in your back pocket, cause dat ass is calling me" Dave said with a wink, well under his glasses that you couldn't really see but he did it!

"What?"you asked putting your phone on the kitchen counter. Dave started to get closer to you.

"Are you from outer space cause dat ass is out of this world!" Dave said, poking your butt. You rolled your eyes. "Very funny Dave" you said in a sing song voice. Dave wrapped his arms around your waist, causing you to blush really badly! "What's with all the pick up lines strider?" You asked. "What's with the blushing (l/n)" Dave mocked. You looked away. Dave smiled. You looked at him "I asked you first" you stated. "Well (y/n) if you want to know so badly, I'll tell you! I thought you would dig me if I told you a shit ton of cheesy pick up lines that's what John said girls like" Dave confessed, blush dusted across his cheeks. You giggled and placed your arms around his neck. Dave leaned in to kiss you. His lips came in contact with yours, moving slowly. You smiled into the kiss. Dave noticed and picked you up, causing you to place your legs around his waist. Your hands in his hair and his around your waist. He licked your bottom lip asking you to let him in.

BRING

You broke away from the kiss. The cookies were done! Dave put you down, you just giggled. Dave grabbed the oven mitts and took the cookies out of the oven putting them onto the stove. You sat up on the counter and turned the stove off. "Stupid cookies, fucking cock blocks" you said following a giggle. "Well then let's continue from where we were shall we?" Dave asked, moving his hands up your thighs. "He strider" you began. "Yes babe?" He replied. "Let's play titanic, you'll be the iceberg and I'll go down" you said with a wink. Dave laughed. "That's my girl" he said while going in for another kiss.