Bellatrix is online.
Tom is online.
Tom; Bellatrix, have you located the whereabouts of Harry potter yet?!
Bellatrix; Yes, my lord! I have brought him with to our chat!!
Harry is online
Harry; Merlins Beard... How did I end up here.... I better get going.
Tom; No boy!! I have to kill you first!!!!!!!!!
Harry; Um... Voldy, how do I say this politely... This is a chatroom.. You cannot kill me via the internet.
Tom; -.- ....... Bellatrix!!!!!!!!
Bellatrix; Yes my lord?
Tom; Why didn't you bring him to me IRL.
Harry; Voldy... Internetslangs don't fit well in your mouth.. Well dictionary.
Tom; Stay out of this Potter!
Tom; Bellatrix Lestrange answer me!
Bellatrix; Huh? Sorry my lord... I was playing angry birds!
Harry; Which level?!
Tom; Stay out of this Potter! Bellatrix listen to me or I will kill your phone.
Bellatrix; Why? I am playing on my tablet! :-(
Harry; Let the poor woman be Voldy!
Tom; -.-
Bellatrix; He is right you know....
Tom; SHUT UP!
Harry; Take a chill pill man!
Bellatrix; Yeah.
Tom is offline
Harry; Boring guy..
Bellatrix; Yup.
Harry; I better get going, there's a qudditich match coming up and Oliver is traning the hell out of our team!
Bellatrix; Bye Potter, I'll go torture some people.. Maybe Mudblood Granger.
Harry; Okay, fine....
Harry is offline.
Harry is online.
Harry; Wait... WHAT!
Bellatrix is offline.
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Harry potter conversations
FanfictionHarry and all his friends (and enemies) Has found the social media. And who is Mysterious Voice who irritates everyone except Scorpius Malfoy and Newt Scamander?
