This is an actual conversation between me and Phantomof_theOpera
*Lavender is online*
*Bellatrix is online*
Lavender; Trixie.
Bellatrix; What did you call me?
Lavender; Ronniekins...
Bellatrix; ..........Oh lord........
Lavender; I heard from Harry that you play Angry birds on your tablet.
Bellatrix; And you listen to him?
Lavender; Duh! He's Harry Potter, you only listen to Moldy!........... Sorry, Voldy.
Bellatrix; You should stop while you're ahead Lavender..... Do not make fun of my Dark Lord!
Lavender; Ronniekins could take down Moldy Voldy down without a wand!
Bellatrix; The dark lord would fall over in laughter.
Lavender; Then Hermione would come and kill him while he's laughing!
Bellatrix; Since when have I cared about that nerd?
Lavender; Since..... Since.... Then Parvati would come!
Bellatrix; Mhmm
Lavender; I thought you cared about mudbloods?!..... -.-
Bellatrix; I'll care when they die!
Lavender; What if you were taken down by a blood traitor?
Bellatrix; I wouldn't
Lavender; Yes, you would! A Weasley to be exact!
Bellatrix; Let me guess, his name is Ron?
Lavender; Noooooo.....
Bellatrix; I'm pretty sure that's it.
Lavender; Nope. Her name is Mrs. Weasley! Bye! *Skips off*
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Lavender; *Comes back*-Forgot to log off..
*Lavender is offline*
Bellatrix; Okay.......
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Harry potter conversations
FanfictionHarry and all his friends (and enemies) Has found the social media. And who is Mysterious Voice who irritates everyone except Scorpius Malfoy and Newt Scamander?
