Hagrid is online.
Dumbledore is online.
Hagrid; HELLP ÅPRTOGFFESOTR FUBLEDOORE!
Dumbledore; Hagrid? Are you all right?
Mysterious Voice; Of course he is! His hands are just to big to actually hit the right keys!
Dumbledore; Who are you?
Mysterious Voice; I am the Mysterious Voice in this chat.
Hagrid; BUIT SWHO AWRE YOY?
Dumbledore; Pardon me Hagrid?
Mysterious Voice; He wrote; BUIT SWHO AWRE YOY? Translated; But who are you?
Dumbledore; Okay............
Hagrid; .....
Mysterious Voice; Well... I'm bored... Talk about something!
Dumbledore; How did you even enter this chat?
Mysterious Voice; It a.... "Drum roll" Mystery!
Hagrid; ?
Dumbledore; Forget it...
Dumbledore is offline
Hagrid; NO0O DONJ'T NLEAVE ME ALNOE WKTHB ,MYSTERIOSU CVOCICE'!!! DUMBLEDRORE!
Mysterious Voice; Now it just you and me.... >:)
Hagrid "GULP"
Mysterious Voice; You know that you can just go offline??
Hagrid; IN CQAN?N HPOW?
Mysterious Voice; Not. Telling..... Guess who I just mimicked!
Hagrid? WHOI?
Mysterious Voice; SNAPE!! You know that ugly guy with the ugly nose and greasy black hair... He looks like a bat, (Rants on about how ugly and gross Snape is)
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10 minuttes later.
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Hagrid; IN KNJOW WHKO SNAPE IKS!
Mysterious Voice; Finally!
Hagrid;......
Mysterious Voice;......
Hagrid;.....
Mysterious Voice;..... Nah not bothered...... The offline button is in the corner of you screen.
Hagrid; ?
Mysterious Voice; O....M.....G...... Guess who I just Mimicked!!
Hagrid; NJOTN AGAION!
Mysterious Voice; Janice from F.R.I.E.N.D.S!!
Hagrid; W3YGO'**?
Mysterious Voice; Janice is.... (Rants on about who Janice is)
Hagrid is offline.
Mysterious Voice; Now! Lets translate Hagrid spelling mistakes!;
HELLP ÅPRTOGFFSOTR FUBLEDOORE!; Hello professor Dumbledore!
BUIT SWHO AWRE YOY?; But who are you?
NO0O DONJ'T NLEAVE ME ALNOE WKTHB MYSTERIOSU CVOCICE! DUMBLEDRORE!; No! Don't leave me alone with Mysterious Voice! Dumbledore!
IN CQAN? HPOW?; I can? How?
WHOI?; Who?
IN KNJOW WHKO SNAPE IKS!; I know who Snape is!
NJOTN AGAION!; Not again!
W3YGO'**?; Who?
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Mysterious Voice; That was rather fun... Irritating Dumbledore and Hagrid!! You will see me again... I will always be in the chats from now on "Evil Laugh"
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Hello. Mysterious Voice is based on my favourite character (Me) In some books by XxIm_Just_MexX, Thank you so much for letting me use some inspiration!
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