dylan | tahlie | nate
"dylan!"
"oh god, not you again!"
"is that anyway to treat a customer? i could call your boss and complain, and then you'd lose your number one employee spot."
"oh god, oh god, i'm sorry, i didn't mean it!"
"oh wow, you're really obsessed with that, aren't you?"
"it's my biggest achievement in life, so yeah, i am pretty obsessed with it."
"sad."
"no need to be so bitchy, tee. i am here for your relationship problems, not to be insulted. anyway, why do you keep ringing? i thought you fixed your relationship yesterday? or are you so in love with me you have to call everyday?"
"well it's obviously that isn't it. you're just so goddamn irresistible, i can't help it."
"i think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me."
"i try, dyl, i try."
"tahlie, are you talking to that guy again?"
"yeah nate, i am. and so what? i am allowed to have guy friends!"
"you literally just said you were in love with him! that sounds a bit more than friendly if you ask me!"
"well nobody asked you, you stupid dickhead! it was a joke!"
"trouble in paradise?"
"oh, shut the fuck up. just hang up and don't call my girl again or i'll break your face!"
"alright, chill mate. i won't call again."
call ended
"nate, what the fuck? why can't i just talk to the guy without you getting jealous?"
"tahlie, you literally said you loved him!"
"oh my god, just take a fucking joke!"
"whatever. bye tahlie."
"fine, whatever nate. i don't care. just fucking leave."
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The Cupid Helpline | ongoing
Short Storyit started out as a dare- tahlie calling up- trying to waste their time, but add in a very pushy best friend, a lot of over-the-phone arguments, a potentially cheating boyfriend, and more than a few relationship problems, and she finds herself getti...
