dylan
"so you're ignoring my calls, huh? i guess i deserve that, but i am using a company phone for this and i can probably get fired for this, so please appreciate this. anyway, quentin told me you threatened to chop my balls off if i kept ignoring you, so i decided to ring you. i kind of need my balls for, you know. anyway, i'm sorry for ignoring you. call me back whenever. i'm literally always on this phone."
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The Cupid Helpline | ongoing
Short Storyit started out as a dare- tahlie calling up- trying to waste their time, but add in a very pushy best friend, a lot of over-the-phone arguments, a potentially cheating boyfriend, and more than a few relationship problems, and she finds herself getti...
