tahlie | quentin
"alright dylan, you little shit, answer the phone or i'll castrate you."
"um, hello ma'am, this is quentin from the cupid helpline. are you sure you haven't got the wrong number?"
"oh my god, i'm so sorry. i thought dylan answered at this time, has he quit? i didn't think he'd want to give up his 'number one' spot."
"no, ma'am, he hasn't quit. the lucky shit's just on a break."
"right, of course he is. he's been avoiding my calls all week."
"ah, i see. you're tahlie, right?"
"that's me."
"would you like me to take a message? he probably won't get back, he's with- oh, never mind. can i take a message?"
"tell him if he doesn't pick the phone up soon, i'll castrate him. thank you!"
call ended
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The Cupid Helpline | ongoing
Short Storyit started out as a dare- tahlie calling up- trying to waste their time, but add in a very pushy best friend, a lot of over-the-phone arguments, a potentially cheating boyfriend, and more than a few relationship problems, and she finds herself getti...
