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The Salami - Lainey

Hi, it's Alyssa and I just wanted to start off by saying that my friend Lainey wrote this and doesn't know ANYTHING about Dan and Phil. Also she is extremely clean minded...

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"WHAT IS THE SALAMI DOING IN THE FREEZER?" Screeched Dan. Dan turns around looking extremely frustrated holding the rock hard Salami in his hand.

Phil jolts up out of the chair he was sitting in and runs into the bathroom and quietly locks the door. He jumps into the bathtub and hides.

Dan, knowing that Phil was the culprit of his frozen Salami grabs a knife and searches the house for the criminal. Phil tries to calm down and quiet his breathing but he can hear Dan's footsteps getting louder.

THUD! A knife is thrown through the bathroom door. Phil screams as he peeks up at the door and sees the pointy end of the knife poking through. "I KNEW YOU WOULD BE SUCH A COWARD TO HIDE FROM YOUR MISTAKES!" Dan exclaims as he roughly removes the knife from the door and begins to try and knock the door down.

"I'm sorry! I only put the salami in the freezer because there was only enough room in the fridge for my birthday cupcakes... you did remember that today was my birthday right?" At this, Dan stops what he's doing. "It's really already January 30th?" This revelation hit Dan hard. He dropped the knife and then fell to the floor.

"Dan, it's really okay! I shouldn't have moved your salami and I'm very sorry." Phil says as he steps out of the bathtub and opens the door. Phil looks down and sees Dan lying on the ground. What Phil doesn't know is that the stress Dan was under caused him to have a massive heart attack.