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The Dream - Alyssa

Ok, this one is actually by me (Alyssa) and it's not even a phan oneshot...I just had a dream that I remember v clearly and I want to share...k bye

I walked out of the hotel in the centre of London (I'm American btw), and out into the cool midday air. The tour guide told my class that we were going to one of the most famous places in England. Immediately, I thought we were going to like, Big Ben or something, I don't know.

We got onto the tube/subway, whatever, and started to go towards our destination. Once we reached our stop, the whole class began to walk the remaining distance to wherever we were going. Soon enough, we reached a small store on our right.

As we got closer, I realised it was called the IRL Store (yes I know it's an online store but this is a dream). As we walked inside, u saw tons of merchandise from Dan and Phil, Carrie Fletcher, and many others. As we looked around, I realised that I already had all of the Dan and Phil merch in the entire store.

As night grew near and the sky outside the windows became dark, people in my class began to leave the building and scatter elsewhere. I remember reading somewhere that they also sold Crabstickz merch, so I decided to put my social awkwardness aside and ask the woman up front. She seemed out of place in the store, as she was wearing a pencil skirt and matching blazer, paired with formal makeup and a professional hairstyle.

I asked her if there was any Crabstickz merchandise in the store and she replied with "Yes, I think there is some upstairs. You're welcome to come with." I nodded and followed her up the cold, metal stairs, similar to those of a fire escape.

Soon I saw that we were coming up to a small room. As I walked in I saw someone out of the corner of my eye, and my first instinct was to wave and say a timid 'hello'. But I then began to spaz out like a crazed fan girl when I saw that the person was actually chRIS FUCKING KENDALL. Yes. I know.

Sitting beside him on the couch was Martyn (Phil's brother) and a few other people. They were all sat on a dingy sofa, playing some video game.

"oH MY FUCKING JESUS ON A BOAT YOU'RE FUCKING CHRIS IM SHOOK WHAT THE FUCK IM GONNA DIE" I screamed in an extremely un-calm voice, flailing my arms around like an idjit.

So then we met, laughed, talked, played games, and I was even in one of his videos that he filmed. It was amazing. After that, I looked at my phone that displayed the time: 1:00 am. 'Oh shit.' I'd been there way longer than I should've and my teacher would be worried as fuck since a student is missing.

I eventually had to leave, but I completely forgot about the whole reason I wentz up there in the first place.

Fin.