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Tord x reader-Sunshine Lollipops

You were going back from groceries, with some hentai, alcohol and cola for guys. You didn't needed more mirrors for Matt, so you bought (favourite thing). But suddenly (PINAPPLES.) you saw a gigantic red robot on your way. As you could see, robot had devil-like horns, and had Red Army symbol on it. You run in it's direction, not caring about things anymore, so you threw them away as you went faster. You saw, that robot was in front of you guys house, Edd and Matt looked surprised at robot.

"TORD! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"

"SORRY EDD, I JUST COULDN'T LEAVE THIS BEHIND!" you heard Tord. Well shit.

"But i thought we were- I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!"

"FRIENDS?! WHY WOULD I HAVE FRIENDS, WHEN I GOT THIS?! I AM UNSTOPABLE!!!"

"Hey! SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS! TAKE A SEAT!"

Tom yelled, as he threw that magical sofa, that Tord invented.

"OH SHUT! UP!"

Tord shooted in Tom and house, blowing everything up. You looked in surprise at the action.

"Ah, what a sight...well, i gotta go, world's not gonna take over itself!"

Said Tord. He was flying away, when robot kept on hitting itself. Just because Matt found console that you could use to 'drive' the robot manually. Then Edd joined in. Tord was screaming at them, you finally got the situation.  You tried pushing guys from the console, so they would stop hurting Tord. Then Tord shooted something on the console, so it exploded.

"Goodbye, old friends!"

"TORD NO! DON'T DO IT!"

You shouted. You knew, you were in the wrong place, in the wrong time, on the wrong side. Tord was evil, no regrets. You would kill him, if you didn't were a little of yandere for him.

"I. AM NOT. YOUR. FRIEND!"

Shouted Tom, shooting harpoon in robot's direction. You quickly counted where it would land if it explode, amd quickly got to the car and drived there. You saw robot's head flying towards the hill you were on now,  you backed away so it wouldn't hurt you. But fuck your luck, it hit you in your left arm. As robot had crushed into the hill, you run there as fast as you could, looking for Tord

"TORD! Where are you?! Can you hear me?"

Suddenly you heard another car, from where two soldiers get out off. Also you saw, as a pile of metal parts moved, so you quickly got there and helped Tord get out of it. You saw, that most of his right half of his face was burned, so was his right arm... you helped him stand, he looked at you, soldiers, and then he saw metal robot arm, that was in his hands size. You saw how he looked at it, so you quickly grabbed it amd gave it to Tord. He catched it in his left hand, looking at it, then looking at what he had done. He had some tears forming in his left eye. Well, in right one as well, but it was more of blood than tears. Soldiers behind you both still looked shocked at you. You helped Tord sitting down, then went to them. On their name tags was "Paul" and "Patrick".

"Well guys, you got some bandages? He isn't in the best condition...and who will clean up this mess? C'MON! MOVE YOUR ASSES AND HELP YOUR LEADER!"
They looked at you even more surprised than before, Patrick pointing his gun at you. Lucky you, you had your fave knifes you had everywhere you go, you pointed it at their necks.

"If i'm going down, you'll go down with me"

You said coldly. Paul held his hands up, Patrick doing the same thing. You showed  your knifes to your back pocket, grabbed some bandages from the car, get to Tord and helped him with his arm. As you could see in back of your eye, Paul and Pat were cleaning up rest of the robot, and you sat silently next to Tord.

"...i don't understand. You...you don't hate me? Do you know who i am? I am dangerous, but you still helped me...thanks, ____"

Said Tord in low voice. Yo smiled softly and then said

"Red Leader or not, i still love you. I didn't had a chance to tell you that, but i knew your secret from the beginning. And...wow. 15 000 000 000$ for you? What did you did? And even tho i have you in my arms, i wont turn you out. Not when i have you so close to me."

He didn't said anything. He looked at you, and then kissed you gently. You tried ignoring fact, that Paul and Pat were literally fanboying, and kissed back.

"Sooo....can we call her Red Queen, sir Red Leader?"

"...yes. you can.___, will you take over the world with me?"

Asked you Tord. You nodded and grinned evily.

"Lets patch you up properly, get me that cool suit your soldiers have, and we'll go to kill someone, or we'll just go and rob the bank!"

"Your wish, my sunshine lollipops~"

You giggled at it, not even minding to say, that he hate that things, you got in the car with Paul and Patrick, and then you leaved to his base...

~~after taking over the UK, you were second most wanted person in the world. Now you were wanted for 16 000 000 000 $ , amd Tord..well he was wanted for about 50 000 000 000 $. Let's just say, you robbed so many shops, banks and other things like that, killed so many people and blew up so many armys, that you deserved it. And about a year later you and Tord payed a lil' visit to your old friends. Even tho you both had your army robes, they didn't minded at all. In fact, as Eduardo saw you, he tried calling cops, but you shooted him right in the place. Edd welcomed you with opened arms, even Tom was nice...but he stayed away from Tord. Everything was fine for both of you, and Tord  and you knew, sooner or later you are gonna rule the world. Because you had already UK, Norway, half of Europe and Africa. And for Tord, you still staued his sunshine lollipops.~~