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reverse!Edd x reader-In the army

You woke up. But you weren't in your bed. You were in cell. You tried standing up, but you were chained to the floor. You heard someone and you just sit there pretending you are still asleep.

"C'mon, we know you are awake. You are our only prisoner that is alive. We heard ya. Boss said not to kill you. So here you are. Alive. Happy?"

"I guess yes...why am i here?"

You whispered, shaking in fear at guy's voice. It creeped you out.

"Don't worry. I won't let him hurt you..."

You heard another one saying to you. They both stepped out of the shadow. One of them had no eyes, the second one had ginger hair. Both of them had green sweaters and dark blue army-like robes on, with name tags. You had to turn your head upside down trying to read what was the man's name. And failed.

"Ouh...that hurt..."
You said running your hand through back of your neck.

"I am Matt. That guy is Tom. "

Matt understood what you were trying to do, Tom glaring at him like he would kill you at any moment. So Matt quickly reached to Tom's gun on his back, taking it so he wouldn't hurt you.

"Goddamnit Matt...i promise i won't do anything to her...as long as Green Leader want's to..."

He said, taking his AK47 back. God. That is a beautiful weapon. [I LOVE IT 🐴]dangerous but beautiful. [LIKE SENPAI'S PRECIOUS BOOTY]

Matt kneeled down to you, unchaining you from the ground, taking out another pair just so you could have your arms behind your back, connected to pair of chains on your legs. Great. At least you could stand now. They grabbed you by the arms amd headed with you somewhere.

As you reached green door, Matt knocked amd then come in. With you. Leaving Tom behind.

"Leave her, Matt. And wait outside. I have to talk in private with her."

Matt nodded his head and walked away, closing door behind him.

"Sit down."

He sayed. You decided to obey him, he looked dangerous.

"Uh...what am i doing here? Why do you spared me, you are the Green Leader..."

You tried asking questions but he shushed you.

"Sh! No talking dollface. You know, seven nation army couldn't hold me back from kidnapping you. You are important to this mission. As you may know, your dad was one of my enemies. And he taught you how to fight. We both know that, right? You are strong woman, and i need soldiers. Good soldiers. But most of good-fighting man or woman are dead. Because they refused to my offert. But for you...i guess i would just keep you as prisoner for rest of your life if you refuse. ____ you will be treated rightly. We would rule over the world together. If you say yes, you will have everything you want. I quarantee you that one. "

You thougt about it for a while. You nodded your head slightly.

"But what if i turn my back to you if i join army?"

"You'll be dead where you stand."

He said coldly [who get's the reference?⬆⬆]

"OH OKAY."

You kind of shouted, sweating in the process as hell. Trying to get out of here will be impossible. You knew that. No one gets out of here alive. Army or death. We decide.
Not accepting his offer ending:

You gt shoot in the head by the Green Leader. Great! Now go Heaven or something, you are dead already. Bye.

Deal ending: