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Red Leader x leader!reader

(Always wanted do that one)

(F/c) Leader. It's you. You have many kills on your back, you are one of 3 most wanted people in the WORLD. The rest are Purple Leader known as Alex Dark and of course, Red Leader known as Tord Larrson. They are siblings, but they have own armies. Your army's base in in (your country). Tord's base is in Norway, and Alex's in Europe-Poland. There was no news about fights, what annoyed you a little, because you wanted to start another war, but didn't had ammo. You put black scarf around your face (just under the eyes, so it covered half of your face). Itbwas cold outside, you know, it's nearly winter. You drcided to go to guns shop, where was everything you could dream of. You NEEDED that ammo. You had your bb guns(smol cuties, as u can see in medias) inside of both pockets of your jacket. But goddamnit, you already used all they got. So you know.

As you were walking snow was falling from the sky. It was now really cold, it seemed like there will be snowageddon (XD idk, ok). You walked faster, your eyes resting at familiar sign "Larrsons Gun Shop". You get inside quickly, not wanting to catch cold.

"Hello! How may i help you?"

You heard female voice say. You lowered your scarf, knowing you are safe here. You looked up at girl,who was a little older than you, maybe 23 year old woman. She had an eye patch an bandaged arm and some of her neck. You instantly knew it was her. The Purple Leader. Fuck. Better if she don't recognize you.

"Oh, well hello there, (f/c) Leader. How can i help? Guns, ammo? Anything?"

She said. You just looked at her silently then said

"I'll get ammo for my bb guns, aiight?"

You showed her guns. She took them to a closer look, then gave them back to you.

"You...are not gonna shoot me? You know, you are Purple Leader after all...second most known Leader in the world!"

You said. She just smirked, said something in Norvegian to a girl next to her, then said to you

"Nah, here i am just helping. Ya know, family buisness. How's planning next war? If cha want to know, Red....um...Tord said that he is planning to ask you to join your army to ours. It's not official yet, but i had joined my army to his, we are planning to attack (the least favourite country)...or maybe you just wanna guns for solo?"

"Hmmm...it would be good idea, i guess- our trio is the most wanted in the whole world; world domination is just meant for us!"

You said with joy

Then you heard male Norvegian voice say

"Hei, (f/c) leder~, hallo søster" [Hello, (f/c) leader~, hello sister]"

" Oi! Hei der, Tord! Fikk det ammo for bb våpen for ____?" [Oi! Hello there, Tord! Got that ammo for bb guns for ___?]

Said Alex. You looked at her confused. She looked at you; then laughed.

"Oh, right! Tord, you may know ___! You know, (f/c) Leader! So, you got that ammo?"

He looked at you, blushing slightly, Alex smirking at both of you.

"Tord, say 'hello'. You said you wanted to join her army to ours, right?"

"O-oh! Right! Sorry, i kinda spaced out"

He chuckled softly

Tord's POV:

"O-oh! Right! Sorry, i kinda spaced out"
I said chuckling.

'Spaced out because of beauty like her~'

i thought. She is gorgeous. The way her (h/c) hair shine, the way she cause destruction...cute. I saw by the corner of my eye that Alex left the room...i'm gonna kill her later. She did that on the purpose...goddamn. Nah, maybe i'll just thank her...

Back to regular POV:

You both waited in kind of awkard silence. Until Alex came back with your ammo. Finally! You were about to pay them, but Alex said

"Don't. Just join us and it'll be all for free. Besides, we are going to Poland soon, just to go shooting, i got cool place there, and the best part is, that there is no snow! God, i hate snow..."

She mumbled the last part to herself, but Tord still chuckled at her reaction. And she hit him playfully. In...his fricken robot arm. You noticed it now, she also had robotic arm.

"Uh...mind if i ask why are you all in bandages, have an eye patch and no arm, Alex?"

You asked. Curiosity was killing you. She smiled polietly

"That? Oh, Tom, our enemy from years ago had stabbed my eye and it went blind, so i wear eyepatch. Bandages are all over me, because i'm always in the first line to fight and sometimes i got shoot... and i don't have half of my left arm, because i got shoot by bazooka, and it just exploded...i hardly survived. But now i'm fine. I could ask you the same question, but i am sure, that the same goes to you...so you up for shooting? And joining our team?"

"Yes." You said confidently

*time skip brought ya by Bill Cipher*

As the weeks flew by, you, Tord and Alex were nearly best friends. But Tord...you were kinda surprised, because the famous Red Leader had crush on you. And happily you felt the same way. It was time for final war. Your united army of Norway, Poland and (your country) against the rest of the world. However, you lost. There were many dead, including Alex. You were shot in the stomach, slowly bleeding out. On his deathbed Tord defended you with his last energ covering you with his body. With his last breath he said, "Jeg elsker deg ____"*
and you both were dead on the field of war.

*"jeg elsker deg" means "i love you" in norvegian.

I AM FUCKING PROUD OF THIS ONE! see ya in the next one~