A young couple are driving home one night when they suddenly run out of petrol.
"I saw a petrol station about 2 miles back. I will take the gas can and bring back some, ok? You will be ok?"asks the husband.
"I'm sure I will be fine. I will keep the doors locked and stay in the car" said the wife bravely.
He kissed his wife, got put the car and locked the door.
After several minutes he had not return so she started to get worried. 20 minutes later she heard someone walking up the gravel path towards her. She turned around and saw a strange man in black with a waistcoat on. He walked up to the passenger door and knocked on the window. He had a big grin on his face that couldn't possibly be human.
"Fuck off!" The wife yelled.
The man waggled his finger at her for swearing then ambled off down the path. The women was happy that he was gone but not 5 minutes later he came back with something in his hand.
He tapped on the window and held up something. The women screamed the loudest scream ever. He had help up the decapitated head of her husband.
Its ok, He cant get in. Just relax and someone will come around and help The women thought to herself.
But then... He held up something else.
The keys to the car.
