So its exam season and I'm really shit at exams. I mean, I'm not scared of them, actually I'm not too bothered by them and I do quite well. But that's not the issue here. The issue is the exam hall and settings themselves. It starts off with some bitchy teacher at the from of the hall that nobody has actually seen before and never do see outside of the exam halls, shouting at you as if you have done something wrong, because let's face it, she's getting pretty pissed off by the amount of students walking into the exam late and the other little pricks whistling to each other and themselves because they thing they're hard or funny, or both. She goes on at you for about five minutes about punctuality and shit like we are all listening to her and her fucking big gob when in actual fact we are all just trying to drown out her voice because it goes right through me. Then there's the actual exam test. Which is surprisingly easy and that scares you because you think you have broken it or something because it was almost too easy and then you get through it with like thirty minutes to spare where you just sit there looking around like a nonse. Half way through you realise that there is fucking waTER DRIPPING FROM THE FUCKING SHITTY CEILING OF YOUR SHITTY SCHOOL RIGHT ONTO YOUR DESK AND ALMOST HITS YOUR PAPER MULTIPLE TIMES. But you get over it, and instead you focus on your fucking wobbly arse desk and try and fix it, only to receive the dirtiest looks of of people you don't even know. You then spot your friend from across the room, who proceeds to pull funny faces until you laugh and get almost kicked out of the exam. That's when your bladder decides to have a go, and you have another fifteen minutes of the longest waiting of your life whilst needing too piss more than Lindsey Lohan needs drugs. I would also like to point out that I had had quite a lot of vodka that day due to the fact that my friend was dropping my bottle off for me that I had left at her house the night before, and I would also like to point out that going into an exam drunk is one of the best experiences ever and I would highly reccomend it. and all in all I would just like to say my business studies exam was one of the worst experiences of my life, and that's coming from someone that had been to MacDonald's.
Sorry bout that and also sorry for the grammar its one am on a Monday and I'm still a bit fucked from today's abomination.
G'day.
